EP 22 | Bearadise Regained
#22

EP 22 | Bearadise Regained

Ice Bear (00:42)
My under-britches are now wet from beer explosion.

Grizz (00:47)
Just a little bare sighted.

Ice Bear (00:49)
I don't remember this one shaking around at all. That was upsetting. God, this is cold. My, my, bear bits are chilly.

Grizz (00:53)
That was just... Force.

Ain't nothing wrong with some chili bear bits.

Ice Bear (01:02)
Well, at least it didn't get on the computer. That's the important part. Also, maiden voyage of the new vessel.

Grizz (01:09)
⁓ my lord.

You know what this is like? It hits less because you're not like, actually, no, it didn't go that far. I don't know how far the live action One Piece thing went, but ⁓ when the Going Merry, when they have to go with the Going Merry.

Ice Bear (01:35)
You want some for lunch? Yes, please. Oh my god, that was terrifying. There was a ghost next to me all of a sudden. Where did the One Piece live action leave off?

I remember they fought the shark guy.

Grizz (01:55)
Arlong? Okay, so you're pretty far off. So, uh, the Going Merry, it's the little goat-faced boat that they have, right? The Strat- Strat- Pirates. So a very, a very sad scene of pivotal moment in the an- in the anime manga, like in the series, is when they have to get a new ship. It's when the Going Merry, like, runs its course. And so they have to give it a proper send-off.

Ice Bear (02:04)
Yeah.

Okay.

Grizz (02:23)
That's what the last vessel happened. It was that sad.

Ice Bear (02:26)
Hmm.

Damn. It's one of the ones that I know if I read it, I'll like it. But I'm so enamored by a billion other things. And it's just the longest fucking thing imaginable.

Grizz (02:44)
It's true. Like it took me four episodes a day with one day off of binging from and like it took that took like nine months for me to catch up when they was like in the six hundreds. You know.

Ice Bear (03:00)
So that was like when I was working graveyard shift and we had tons of downtime. We watched Naruto like for the full shift pretty much not the full thing because we had actual work sometimes but like six hours in the shift and it still took weeks to catch up with it. was insane.

Grizz (03:16)
Mm-hmm.

Yeah, I remember watching, I would refuse to watch Naruto for so long. And then on Toonami or something, they were doing a nonstop Naruto marathon every episode. And I was like, fuck it, I'm gonna watch it. I, yeah, so I watched a fuck ton of them. And then I was like, eh, it's all right, I guess, cool. And then I watched it again in Sub, and I was like, this is a little more tolerable. But yeah.

Ice Bear (03:29)
Mm-hmm.

Time to do it.

I feel like, given that I really did enjoy the live action one piece, I'm 99 times out of 100, I prefer the anime to whatever live action thing it's shout out, I'd probably love it.

Grizz (03:58)
Mm-hmm.

That's great. It's one

where, again, it's not my favorite anime, but I think it's the greatest anime of all time.

Ice Bear (04:10)
What is the reindeer guy's full name again? Cause you surprised me. Yeah. Cause I just thought it was Chopper and then you hit me with the full government name and I was surprised.

Grizz (04:12)
Tony Tony Chopper. Tony Tony Chopper.

Yeah, Tony Tony Chopra is a beautiful fella. ⁓ But he, not even he, but One Piece though, it's great. ⁓ I didn't want to watch it for the longest time because like in Churn and Jump, was like, fuck these guys. And then the four kids opening with the pirate rap, horrible.

Ice Bear (04:38)
Thank

your best buyer.

Grizz (04:44)
You've never seen the pirate rap?

Ice Bear (04:46)
No.

Grizz (04:48)
Okay, so to the pirate rap, think of the 4Kids generation, think of Shaman King, Digimon, all that kind of stuff, right? So that energy, right? ⁓

Ice Bear (04:54)
Okay.

Okay.

Did you mon

digital monsters did you have more power? One piece mon one piece power one piece has more power. Is it just that?

Grizz (05:04)
Champions.

It's,

no, it's, it's, it's rough. Like, and, like, it's better actually. It's one of those where, know what, like, we're going, we're just going to need to, we're going to need to watch it. And it's, what's funny is it is for kids, right? And so like, you're going to recognize voice actors from four kids.

Ice Bear (05:11)
searching for the one piece on my little ship.

We

Okay.

Grizz (05:37)
It's, it's good. It's, it's good now in the sense that it's so bad. Right. here we go. Share tab audio. We're sharing this bad boy. You ready for this?

Is it showing? Yes it is. Are you ready for this bad boy?

Ice Bear (05:58)
I am ready for this bad boy.

Grizz (06:00)
All right, here we go.

All right, Kaiba.

Yugi

Ice Bear (06:47)
Yeah, that was, I see why you hate that.

Grizz (06:50)
terrible. See the thing is,

I've watched it, it's trash, and then like Sanji smokes a cigarette and they just give him a lollipop the entire time.

And then like all like the

um it's so perfect I think when this guy meets luvie in the very beginning he's like you can't tell and luvie's like he's like well I'm gonna tell he's like what's gonna stop me and luvie basically in the anime in the mall he's like I'm gonna kick your ass right and then um the four kids one he's like I want to beat you out like that's not right you know what I mean like it's

Ice Bear (07:31)
Mmm.

Grizz (07:32)
It's a lot of like those things. It's basically you ever Pokemon that you didn't want to get it. And it's like, jelly donut. Yeah. It's like, it's a lot of little things like that. it's like, so one piece of us had a very bad taste in my mouth until like one day it was one of those times, pivotal moment. All the anime things I was watching finished. I caught up. Manga's I was watching caught up. You know what it was? It was,

Ice Bear (07:39)
huh.

Mmm.

Mmm

Grizz (08:02)
I want to say it was after I finished Gantz. I finished the Gantz manga and I was like, I had that the series that I was watching at the time, like I finished it. It's like I had, it was like the weekend or it was my days off. I didn't have any anime watching. I just finished them like early day to earlier, finished the manga day to earlier. And it was like, what the fuck am I going to do? And I was like, you know what? Fuck it. I'm going to watch one piece. I'll give it 10 episodes.

Ice Bear (08:06)

Grizz (08:30)
I ain't doing shit. I'll give it 10 episodes.

Ice Bear (08:32)
What a massive shift in tone to go from Gantz to fucking One Piece. But I mean that is another like Gantz is pretty fucking long. It is very good.

Grizz (08:39)
You know?

It's so good though.

That's one that it rubs me the wrong way how like fast it ended.

Ice Bear (08:54)
in the manga yeah because it was what 200 something right 280 ish in that ballpark

Grizz (08:55)
Manga. Yeah. Yeah. And then like, but

it's one of those were like, it felt like they just ran out of budget and then like, can do this no more. You know what I mean? Cause it was like, like finally, like after everything, like we get to this moment and then like one chapter it's done. was like, what's the climax is one chapter.

Ice Bear (09:07)
Mm-hmm.

Yeah.

Yeah. There was, man, the Gants was really, there's some, some like panels in that, that I still think about like where, ⁓ how do we unspoiler this? Cause it's obscure enough that I don't want to spoil it where they're talking about like the weight of the soul. Like that whole bit, like that still rummages around in the back of my brain from time to time.

Grizz (09:37)
yeah, yeah.

There's so

much good parts, even just like the desperation, some of the things like you remember the mission where I mean, the mission where like it's one of the roughest missions is like kind of in the like, it's a pivotal moment point, but it's the one with like, what the hell is a Tengu? Like what's the Yo-Kai thing with the long nose? You don't even know it has like those three, those three fucked up ones.

Ice Bear (10:03)
Yeah.

Yes.

Grizz (10:07)
Right? and it's like that mission. remember

Ice Bear (10:08)
Yeah.

Grizz (10:09)
like getting to the end of that one. I like, what the fuck, man?

Ice Bear (10:13)
Yeah, there's there's a lot of things in there that are just rough, like they're hard to get through. The only thing I can think of that was similar to that and where like there were chapters that were hard for me to read, where I was like, like, I don't know if I want to. Hmm.

Grizz (10:16)
Yeah.

Fun fun.

Ice Bear (10:33)
I didn't even think it. Yeah, that would be another one. But I was thinking of sunken rock.

Grizz (10:38)
Okay, sound like a robot.

Ice Bear (10:41)
You sound like a robot right now is about to say that. no.

Grizz (10:46)
too.

Ice Bear (10:49)
I don't like that. Let's see what's going on here. Let's conduct a little speed test, shall we?

Let's see what's that. I blame you. My speed's looking great. Now you're muted. Now you're muted.

Grizz (11:11)
⁓ wow. A new recording track started due to changes in your devices. What the fuck?

Ice Bear (11:13)
You

I don't know.

Grizz (11:21)
Can you hear me?

Ice Bear (11:22)
I can hear you fine now. That was very weird.

Grizz (11:24)
Well that was weird.

You're hacked by the Pentagon.

Ice Bear (11:32)
Wait, say that one more time? I kind of think we did.

Grizz (11:33)
We got hacked by the Pentagon.

Think we're good now, right?

Ice Bear (11:38)
seems fine now. That's bizarre. Well, let's let's chalk that up to the ⁓ the Gantz thing. The aliens are trying to tell us something. Fucking Gantz.

Grizz (11:40)
Alright, I'll take it. I'll take it.

Yeah.

See.

Ice Bear (11:58)
Is the fire truck still outside your house? Was it sending jammers? Is there SWAT out there now? It's the bird. Bird's fucking with your Wi-Fi. Birds aren't real.

Grizz (12:03)
No, but there's a bird. see a Government drone.

Nope. That's my favorite thing ever, honestly. I fucking love it. Just because like, why do they always land on the electric cables? Are we charging? It's like damn. It's a good one. It's funny because that's one that annoys the tiger the most.

Ice Bear (12:12)
The person who's real conspiracy is really good.

Mm-hmm. Makes sense. It just tracks. That's just good math.

Grizz (12:31)
and like I love I fucking I

Ice Bear (12:32)
Birds aren't real? It's my favorite, it's so silly.

Grizz (12:35)
love it it's so good the thing is it's so good that if it turned out to where there's some birds that are like are just drone stuff I'm like that's good that's good you got you got us there you're like you damn damn you good there you got us

Ice Bear (12:43)
Well played. Well played government.

So like, okay, imagine you're looking outside, and there's a bird that's like, similar ish to say, a raven or a pigeon or like a bird that you know, but something was off about it, would you really even question it? Or you'd be like, that's a weird looking bird. Same. I'm not like

Grizz (13:09)
That's a weird looking bird. Fair enough. Yeah. That means they're the

perfect cameras, to be honest.

Ice Bear (13:14)
They really

are because I'm not taking a picture. I'm not posting it on anything. I'm just like, it's a weird fucking bird and I'm moving on with my day.

Grizz (13:19)
Yeah, just keep going. Yeah.

You know, this goes to like a meme that I fucking thought was hilarious. was like, ⁓ that was like, it's a meme and it's, ⁓ obviously like a porn scene and it's a girl. She's like, kind of leaning over and she's looking and she's like, wait, is that a camera? Right? Like, it's like, it's like one of those fake things. Right. And then it shows to the next panel and it's a bird looking in the, cause they're like, they're in a car.

Ice Bear (13:30)
you

Ha

ha.

Grizz (13:48)
Right. And then he goes to the next panel and it's a bird looking in the window.

Ice Bear (13:52)
no, I haven't seen this but I want to now. That's really good.

Grizz (13:54)
And so was like, it's

so fucking good. It's a multi-layered thing and you know.

Oh my god, there's an El Camino outside. I love El Caminos. I'm not gonna lie. I fucking love them. I used to trash them when I was little kid. I said they were like chunkless like little sandals. You know? I used hate them. But as I got older, man, I fucking love them. I really want one.

Ice Bear (14:06)
El Camino's are sick.

you

What? Okay. If, if money is no object, what car are you doing?

Grizz (14:32)
Okay, if money is no object My all-time dream chronic my favorite car as a kid and they kind of it's funny cuz like my dad had one and I didn't know my dad had one until like Until so when I was a kid a Department complex I used to live to my neighbor had a it's just probably like 2001 2002 he had a Ram Air Trans Am

Ice Bear (14:43)
⁓ interesting.

Grizz (15:00)
Right. So a Ram Air like where it has the fours, the scoops on top, right? Like I fucking loved that car. I didn't know what the fuck that car was. I didn't know. I just saw that car and I fucking loved it. Right. And so I would always tell my dad about this car. My dad liked cars too. You know, did a lot when he was younger. Um, so.

I would finally one day I would tell my dad every time he'd pick me up. would tell him about it. And finally, when I saw it and I was like, that's the fucking car. Like, and he's like, it's a Trans Am. I was like, the Trans Am is my favorite car. I had two. I was like, ain't no fucking way. And then I got lo and behold, saw pictures of when he was younger, like teen younger, low twenties. He did that. He had a 73 Trans Am and then a 70 and then a 78 Trans Am. Right.

Ice Bear (15:48)
shit.

Grizz (15:49)
No, yes, 78. So like my all time favorite, a Trans Am, 79 Trans Am, like 6.6 engine, like all time favorite car. I would probably get one of those or like if I could like restore like a 60, like a early 60 Chevelle, Super Sport, I'd be happy with that too.

Ice Bear (16:11)
you

Yeah.

Yeah, Chevelles are really nice. I'm not a big car guy, as I think you know. But every now and again, if I see an old GTO, like late 60s, like any of those models, fuck, those are nice. And I'm just like, just looking at them, like, ⁓ that's a fucking car. Like I just was like, you just know the engine makes a loud noise when you start it.

Grizz (16:31)
Like the judges? Yeah. yeah.

Yeah, dude.

Yeah.

Ice Bear (16:46)
Modern ones, the year that Transformers 1 came out and they had like that Bumblebee Camaro, the matte black murdered out version of that Camaro is like peak modern car for me.

Grizz (16:46)
Yeah.

yeah, the gen five. I think. Yeah, I love. I love.

I think that probably was turned for Emily, but yeah, but the gen five Camaro's was just basically the same kind of shape. fucking love. like think like 2010 to 2014. Yeah, that's this. That's a general fire and I almost got it. The only reason why I didn't get it is because the frame was warped and I was like.

Ice Bear (17:05)
It seems right.

Is that the one you were looking at? Yeah, that was the one you showed me. was like, fuck, that is nice.

Yeah, but luckily now the tracks bros though. Little tracksles.

Grizz (17:24)
famous words.

track was great but

the one it's it's probably really good that I didn't get it to be honest because if I did get it and I would love it but it's but it's ⁓ manual like a stick shift which yeah yeah so it's like I should find driving in Texas but if I have to go up these fucking hills on the stick dude yeah I do I don't want that in my life at all so it's a good thing I didn't get it but I man

Ice Bear (17:42)
that'd be a nightmare in Seattle.

Yeah, yeah.

That would be rough.

Grizz (18:00)
that white coming out, was when, cause I had paid to get it like looked at and stuff. And when they sent back when the frame was warped, I was like, I was so fucking sad. I was so bummed out, but it paid out of the long run. I'm happy with the old bear tracks. Cause you know, the old bear tracks keep things chugging along, you know, even it's pretty great.

Ice Bear (18:28)
The

other thing I like about it is it's been like the car and driver car that you're a couple years running now. So I'm confident they're going to keep having parts for it, which I really like that because it's like, there's nothing worse than you have a car that you like. And then eight years down the road, you can't find a fucking part for it. But when they're as popular as these are and like all the models have roughly the same parts, it's going to be pretty easy to deal with.

Grizz (18:35)
Mm-hmm.

Yeah.

That's very true.

Stay true.

Ice Bear (18:59)
which is nice.

Grizz (19:00)
You know what is also nice is that when you pass something, you can always like go back.

Ice Bear (19:08)
I hired a beer maiden.

Grizz (19:14)
Ha ha ha ha!

Ice Bear (19:20)
It just occurred to me we never introduced our beers and we're 20 minutes in. And thank you for murdering me.

Grizz (19:22)
I was literally... I

was literally saying...

Ice Bear (19:29)
⁓ Sorry.

Grizz (19:33)
I was literally going back to that. was like, you know, we can always backtrack and that's one great thing about cars and we can really backtrack by introducing our peers.

Ice Bear (19:44)
Smooth transition. What do you have over there, sir?

Grizz (19:47)
So here's the thing. I initially had a pick for this week, and I was really happy with the pick. And it was a great pick. But this week's kind of sucked. It's been a rough week. So I was like, you know what? We're going dark.

Ice Bear (20:04)
dark grids.

Grizz (20:06)
So I was like, you know what? This week's kind of, this week's been kind of shit. So I'm going to, I am going to christen this hard week with dark brooding beers to match it. So.

Ice Bear (20:18)

Grizz (20:24)
I brought these over from good old freedom land Texas. Now this one is from Texas, but I bought it in Texas. I've never had any. So one of my favorite growing EPAs was that King Sue that the Tyrannosaurus Rex one that I showed you a long time ago. It's from a brewery called Topling Goliath. I've never had anything other than from them outside of their Sue series until today.

Ice Bear (20:32)

Yes.

Grizz (20:53)
This is Tobin Goliath. We needed to go... dark.

So this is brooding beautiful Decora Iowa. I drove through Iowa to gun to Seattle. No, I didn't. I didn't say no, I didn't. was Idaho. I was trying to make a segue, but it didn't work. It called me out. Anyways.

Ice Bear (21:10)
you didn't.

Did you have corn?

Did you have...

Grizz (21:24)
A big lump of

I guess the juice.

Ice Bear (21:33)
Continue, please.

Grizz (21:37)
So anyways, dark dark mode five nights at Freddy's security alert. This is Scorpius Markella Marcella honor the fuck that says Scorpius

Ice Bear (21:51)
I like it. I like it a lot.

Grizz (21:54)
Scorpius.

Try and look at this. Look at this bull right here.

Ice Bear (21:58)
Oh, that is quite provocative. Scorpions are very cool. Like I'm I would be terrified if I saw one. Like if there's one in my house, I'd be like, fuck, I have to run away.

Grizz (22:01)
Scorpions are fucking cool. This is a dope double upa.

You

see all you see a lot of small ones in texas. ⁓ we used to catch him in the ditches all the time I used to have a pet emperor scorpion And my dumb ass was like I was really into mortal kombat at the time Like I was really into mortal kombat at the time like really into it. It's one of their games And so I got a scorpion I'll hit a player I was scorpions. I was like What are we gonna name him and I was like scorpion and then I was like, fuck his name is scorpion. He is scorpion But I didn't connect the dots until

Ice Bear (22:26)
as kids are.

You're super bright now all of a sudden. was wild.

Grizz (22:51)
Okay, that's good. All right. yeah, so I didn't connect the dots until after I named them scorpions. I couldn't take it back. But anyways, this is Scorpius Marcella, Markella Double Epa from Toplinga, Ohio Brewing Company. This is an 8.4, but right here, excitingly hazy Double Epa is a tribute to our love of great hops.

Created with a combination of Pacific Northwest and Southern Hemisphere hops that sounds kind of like old gris right now to be honest Southern hops and southern hops. Yeah Scorpius morchella is meant to be shared with friends on a warm afternoon. Well, look at here. It's a warm afternoon here and I am with friends Now this is an unfiltered beer so sediment is normal

Ice Bear (23:29)
⁓ That's exactly what oligarh is.

It was warm this afternoon.

Well.

let's see transitions transitions your beer sounds to me good so much so that i would say maybe it's doggone good sounding and i had a lagunitas

Grizz (24:16)
Damn, you got an import from

Chicago?

Ice Bear (24:19)
an import from here's what I didn't know I don't know why I thought this was from the US apparently this is brood and canned in Belgium which I did not know

Grizz (24:30)
Wait, what? I thought Loginitas was like...

Huh.

Ice Bear (24:36)
I thought it was American, but it says Bruton, Camden, Belgium.

Grizz (24:39)
I could have swore Luggany just was like around that. I know it wasn't in Chicago, but I know like around that area. Don't they have

Ice Bear (24:44)
under the

supervision of LaGunitas Brewing Company from ⁓ Petaluma, California. So yeah, I was baffled by that.

Grizz (24:57)
That is fucking wild.

Ice Bear (25:00)
Now I don't know if that's just our stuff is being brewed in Belgium to circumvent tariffs or something, but wow.

Grizz (25:06)
Probably,

I mean, that'd be smart.

Ice Bear (25:10)
Who knows? Anyway, it's been good. It's been a taste. Yes, it does. Yeah. But again, I had an alien mastermind before this, so I knew I was going to be generous. But yes, I'm enjoying it.

Grizz (25:12)
Yeah. Does it taste different than what you remember?

In a better way?

As far as like big breweries go, I do like a lot of Laganitas. The basic Laganitas is kind of whatever. They're a little something to something. I like that one. I think it's a really good light one. The Maximus, the Colossal Maximus one. Their Imperial IPA. think I'll, yeah, I like that one a lot. The Hazekus Maximus one, it wasn't terrible. It wasn't bad.

Ice Bear (25:42)
Mm. Mm-hmm.

Yeah, the Mac, the maximum ones. That's also a good cam.

Grizz (25:59)
But it's not bad. I would put it there right below New Belgium.

Ice Bear (26:07)
Hmm... Hmm.

those voodoo rangers.

When you do that face, you remind me of, not Matthew McConaughey. Who is it? Do the face again.

Who is it? There's some celebrity that you're giving me the vibes of, but I can't think of it. Well, who knows?

Totally unrelated since I can't think of it. Have you seen the clips of that lad from the, the not WWE wrestling, but the kind of undercard wrestling that beat a dude for real, jumped him in the ring and like assaulted him. I think it's a Raja or Raja. You should, you should look up the clip. So from, from what I have gathered this, cause I think this happened yesterday. There, there was a.

Grizz (26:59)
No, but that sounds awesome.

shit, okay.

Ice Bear (27:09)
thing in the back prior to the event where they got into like a real altercation and so the one dude kind of looks like Tank Abbot like it's a big chunky white dude and I guess this Raj guy is the son of what is that UFC fighter's name ⁓ no yes Raj Mahal ⁓ shit I'm not gonna remember it it's fine it's son of a UFC fighter so his dad is a known and like a champion so

Grizz (27:15)
shit.

Rajmoha.

Ice Bear (27:39)
I'll think of it probably at some point, but he just charges the ring tackles the guy. Like the tackle was clearly like an actual one because it knocked the dude out. And then he's just wailing on him. Just like full on like blasting the dude's head as he's unconscious. And so I was like, damn, you just absolutely threw your career away for something wild. And I can only assume assault charges.

Grizz (27:54)
Hell yeah.

I hope that I...

I hope it was worth it. Honestly, when it comes to those types, as the dude presses the charges on him, I think he's kind of a bitch. Not gonna lie.

Ice Bear (28:19)
I would need to know more about why he was so pissed off.

Grizz (28:23)
well even even if now gala alright ok persona is your fighter wrestler whatever but you're also like a fighter gets tough it's just not z you go get your shit rocked in front of everybody and then you go and press charges

Ice Bear (28:36)
Sure.

But the

thing is, it's not like it was like a guy squared up to him. It was, he got cheap shotted.

Grizz (28:45)
No, no, he was 1000 % assault.

Yeah, yeah, 1000%. But still, I don't know, man.

Ice Bear (28:51)
I don't know if you get jumped from behind. Like if you're knocked out before you ever saw it, that's...

Grizz (28:54)
I-I wouldn't-

I don't

think I even if they happen to me in the street, I wouldn't go press charges.

Ice Bear (29:02)
you

Grizz (29:04)
be like Danny DeVito and then I started blasting.

Ice Bear (29:07)
Ha ha ha.

I still haven't watched any of Always Sunny. I need to get around to this.

Grizz (29:17)
I'm

telling you it's one of the one of the biggest trad it's a tragedy one of the biggest tragedy it's a yes one of the biggest tragedies is that you have not watched it like even just select episodes is fine

Ice Bear (29:26)
A travesty? ⁓ A travesty tragedy?

Alright.

Grizz (29:41)
It's one that it's so on par, like your humor, my humor, just so on par. it's so on the nose that it's just crazy that you have it.

corporate operations going on. What is it? Shadow Moses?

Ice Bear (30:03)
I had to,

Atlas is just screaming in the background. I just can't hear. Like sometimes so rude, I can like, it's very ignorable, but he's just like hollering and I don't know what the fuck he's whining about. Yes.

Grizz (30:10)
Ha

Is he actively hollering right now?

What's crazy is because this microphone ain't picking up shit.

Ice Bear (30:25)
Good job, road. You sassy little pod mic you. Well, that's good. Well, that's good to know it's it's it's filtering out the nonsense. All right, I'm thinking this is

or rather was. Hold on, let's assess.

B minus.

Grizz (30:55)
B minor, ooh, I

think for login it is, it's kind of high. I do think it's high for login, especially because it's a regular login it is, right?

Ice Bear (30:58)
Yeah. I,

yeah, just a standard EPA.

Grizz (31:05)
Hey, it's pretty high. I wonder.

Ice Bear (31:07)
Yeah,

I think it would have been. Had it not been for the alien mastermind bump, it would be like a C, maybe even a C minus. But today it to be minus.

Grizz (31:15)
Damn,

You know what?

Ice Bear (31:23)
It has not stopped for like five minutes. have no idea why he's there. I don't know. Because he's in the other room. can't see him. Bless you. Bless you, sir.

Grizz (31:26)
Why is he upset?

Thank you.

Here we go.

in a little. Scorpius, Markella, Markella, Mortadella.

See you bless.

Ice Bear (32:00)
There we go. Just a couple of better than average boys.

Grizz (32:01)
It was enjoyable. Yeah,

enjoyable. I liked it. If I see it again, I'm like, cool. But I ain't going to be like, I need me a Scorpius.

Ice Bear (32:16)
I wish you had liked it because it would be fun to just see you walking around going, I need me a Scorpius.

You

⁓ elegant and sophisticated.

Grizz (32:35)
my lord, you're breaking out a bottle?

That was impressive how much your hat moved up.

Ice Bear (32:51)
I am indeed breaking out a

⁓ look at that nicely chilled vessel.

Alright, well you're opening that up. Let me introduce to you a secondary Belgian beer for the day. This is Duvel. This is... is there any description? Nope. This is a Triple Hop, Casimir Belgian Ipa, and this is a 9.5.

Grizz (33:27)
Damn, I don't even know. Oh, wow.

That bottle looks like the was it in Utah?

Ice Bear (33:37)
I'm not 100 % sure what

a cashmere is. What about Utah?

Grizz (33:41)
Casimir Hopps?

Casimir Hopps? Is it Utah that has that rock that looks like a double nipple boob? It's that shape? Right? Yeah. It looks like old Utah. Ooh. Ooh. Ooh.

Ice Bear (34:01)
no.

I don't know. I'm hoping that was just some weird reaction.

Grizz (34:16)
Ooh.

Ice Bear (34:23)
Okay, yeah, give me yours. Give me yours. Give me yours. Distract me.

you

Grizz (34:32)
Okay, right here.

Lord. All right.

⁓ We may I don't think so I faith there's the color of mine

Alright, so go and continue on with being a broody, a broody bear.

Going back to old model homeland, going back to old Texas. We have. ⁓

Turning Point beers enthroned EPA. This is an American Triple EPA. It's at 10.5%. Brewed and canned in Bedford, Texas. Bless you, that's all this is. It doesn't say nothing else.

Ice Bear (35:24)
That's a very subtle and elegant font.

Hot dog. Thank you.

That's

all you need to know. Brewed? Canned?

Bedford, Texas.

and canned Bedford and 5.

⁓ I think I'm allergic to this beer. I think I have a beer allergy.

Grizz (36:10)
Damn it.

the Mormons in Utah they got you.

Ice Bear (36:18)
It's

tickling my taint.

Ugh.

Did you see the thing I sent you with the ⁓ American psycho but wet yet?

Grizz (36:31)
I don't think so. ⁓

Ice Bear (36:37)
Okay, so in some way you'll watch this but basically they do the classic card scene from American Psycho where it's like, look at that subtle thought. is that bone? This is this is off white coloring raised lettering that that scene. Okay. So it's that scene, but these guys do the scene. But wet. So basically they start off and they're like, a little bit moist, like they have like a

Grizz (36:43)
Over the...

music.

I fuck a lot of it. Just all the memes of it. It's so good.

Ice Bear (37:04)
you know, like an after gym kind of level of sweat and then they're like, maybe like they just got out of the rain. And then like a fucking tsunami and then they're just by the end of it, they're just like drenched. And it's I don't know why it got me so hard, but it was the funniest shit to me. It was top tier.

Grizz (37:21)
That's fucking hilarious.

It feels like a nautical version of the beer with your mouth more open.

Ice Bear (37:32)
Yes. Yes, it's it's that energy. It is very whitest kids you know energy 100 %

Let me know when you see it. This is, unless something changes in Swift order, this is terrible. This might be my new floor. Yeah, this is really bad.

Grizz (37:50)

My first sip, not feeling this one either, to be honest. It's not terrible, but I'm not feeling it. Oh! Oh, the plankton meme, the oh, you know I'm talking about?

Ice Bear (38:02)
You.

It doesn't taste like this, but the reaction it reminds me of is Malort.

Grizz (38:19)

Ice Bear (38:20)
Yeah.

Like it's I had no sneezes going on prior to this. Like I have stuff in my nose now. Like my body is rejecting this.

Grizz (38:24)
again.

Disgusting.

Ice Bear (38:37)
Yeah, Malort is... Malort's no good. No, I'm no good.

Grizz (38:40)
I feel like Malort

tastes like what people taste when they don't like Yeager.

Ice Bear (38:49)
God, that is a really good way to describe it. Yes.

Grizz (38:52)
You know

what I mean? Right? Like it's, yeah.

Ice Bear (38:56)
Jaeger is probably the drink more than any other I can think of that is incredibly temperature sensitive.

If that is not-

Grizz (39:06)
I drank so much

of it, I can drink it hot, but yeah, but if it's ice cold, it's so much more tolerable.

Ice Bear (39:12)
For me, if that is not pulled out of a freezer, I can't touch it. I have to drink it out of a freezer.

Grizz (39:18)
That's her.

I've drunk in a piping hot sitting in a van, sitting in a car for like, yeah, sitting in a van for, in New Mexico. You know what I mean, like in the desert. So.

Ice Bear (39:23)
your apps because they sponsored you

I can't imagine how much I would have died. ⁓

Grizz (39:42)
I can drink

a piping hot and fucking ice cold. I prefer an ice cold though. ⁓

Ice Bear (39:47)
I almost

I hate this so much. I almost want to make this a drinking game. I almost want this to be like me drinking this as punishment for for doing something wrong.

Grizz (39:58)
You don't want to, you don't to, I got this, you know, cause I, we're going to use it as a segue. All right, here's the thing.

I have been obsessed. You know how every once in a like a business will do some shit and they just like hit it on the line and it's great. Like you remember like Arby's like sand, like, like Arby's like 2016 to 2018 when they were on their anime, when they were like on their, when they were on their, that's awesome. But when they were like on their anime kick.

Ice Bear (40:15)
Yeah.

With James Earl Jones, we have the meat.

I didn't know Arby's was doing anime at any point.

Grizz (40:33)
They were like going, they were at conventions and stuff. had like Arby's booths little there. Like, like they were at AX when we were at AX too. Yeah. But like they, like all their social media posts were like anime themed. They had an hour to tell you. Yeah, it was great. And it was like, the person that doing the post, like obviously fucking watch candidate because like they were solid. Right.

Ice Bear (40:43)
Are they?

Okay, I love it.

Okay.

Grizz (41:00)
Every once in a while a company will do that and I've been obsessed Have you seen okay, I fucking love it I've been trying the tiger and she's like

You know what I mean? She's like, and this is great for you. Kind of. Right.

Ice Bear (41:13)
on the fence. Judging you grudgingly. Okay.

Grizz (41:23)
But Brita, have you seen Brita's stuff lately? Yes. So like Brita's been doing this like brain rot content. I'm gonna watch it now because I fucking love it. are, no, we're gonna watch it. I, Brita's been making songs.

Ice Bear (41:25)
Like the water filters? No.

Okay, I was gonna pull my phone out, but okay, yeah.

The only one I can think of that's like this right now is like Nutter Butter. ⁓ also Mugroot Beer is doing really weird shit too.

Grizz (41:54)
I know there's another buddy who's like, doesn't that Twitter account like fucking on it? Like not like one, like kind of like Wendy's, but like not.

Ice Bear (42:01)
I don't I don't know because I'm not really on Twitter but on TikTok I see a lot of their shit and also mug root beer same thing TikTok is like wild because they'll have a mug can in the background but the content will just be someone making a baloney sandwich with like 90 fucking slices of baloney and then just aggressively spraying mustard on it and then taking a bite like wet mouth fucking biting the baloney and then it's just like

Grizz (42:20)
I mean.

Ice Bear (42:29)
success by mug. We like what the fuck happened?

Grizz (42:34)
I mean like...

Ice Bear (42:37)
If I saw a mug now, I would drink it just to support it.

Grizz (42:39)
This is great. I like

Mug, so that's cool. I like the Bulldog. Great. But here's the thing. So Brita, quality fucking content. right here, this right here. See, I haven't had a shitty week, but Brita has been one of the things that's kind of been making me regain happy times. All right, we're going dive into our next thing. Are you ready? We're going to make things happy for you. You ready?

All right, we're doing this. You ready for this?

Ice Bear (43:11)
Okay.

Yeah. No, wait a... What the fuck?

Grizz (43:24)
Oh, hold on, me turn this shit down. Turn this shit down, because I'm dying.

Ice Bear (43:29)
The horrors persist, but so does my Britta.

Grizz (43:34)
Ready for this.

This film is.

Mm-hmm.

Right? So they've been killing this shit. So that's, so that's great. So they have two, they have like a couple of paths, right? That's one, cause I'm hydrated, catchy as shit. You know how much time throughout the day I'm like, because I'm hydrated a lot, right? Here's the other one. I love this one too.

Ice Bear (44:34)
That's great.

Yeah

As you should, that's great. It's going to be in my head now.

Grizz (45:14)
with.

Ice Bear (45:37)
Can you imagine the fucking like 50, 60 something year old people on the board approving this shit? And they're just like, the kids must love it.

Grizz (45:42)
Right? Like, what the fuck? Yeah, like.

Like, they are killing the game.

Like it is so good. It's so fucking good. Like they've just knocking out of the fucking park.

Ice Bear (46:26)
This is really good.

Grizz (46:48)
Like, they are killing this shit,

Ice Bear (46:49)
You think Britta wants to sponsor

us?

⁓ no.

no.

Grizz (46:58)
They are absolutely killing the game right now. Like, look at this shit, like...

Like they are absolutely killing all the games. It's.

Ice Bear (48:09)
I love it. This

is bizarre and I really, really enjoy it.

Grizz (48:15)
It's fantastic. We're going to end with one last one. I'm going to pick this guy that's all kidding.

They're killing the game.

Ice Bear (48:37)
I

I want you to see the mug root beer one now, but I'm worried it's not going to live up to expectations. Just look it up after. Look up the mug root beer.

Grizz (48:48)
I'm going to watch

the Mug root beer one because I like Mug root beer. Mug root beer makes a zero calorie root beer. It's nice. It's not bad at all. good. I love it. And they got a nice little bulldog.

Ice Bear (48:54)
It's very good. Yeah. Mug zero is quite good.

But Brita, I want water now. Like I'm Glug, glug. Dug, glug, dug, glug. Yeah. That's catchy. That's very catchy.

Grizz (49:02)
Right? Like, I'm telling you... glug, de glug.

Or at least I'm hydrated.

Like that and then just ⁓ drink from the water.

Ice Bear (49:18)
drink from the winner

Grizz (49:21)
Okay, like dude, I've been fucking on this shit for like a while now and the Tigers like is this your new tick or what?

Ice Bear (49:32)
Do you think you should try and do this at your job?

Grizz (49:38)
doing fun.

Ice Bear (49:39)
You should try and create these.

I'm just saying. I'm just saying that's a that's a an opportunity there. Sorry, safe way you're not doing I'm chopping whiskey.

Grizz (49:53)
You know what?

We're gonna, as the Buc-ee's would say, gonna whisk it for the Biscuit.

Ice Bear (50:06)
It's pronounced boosies, but ⁓ close.

Grizz (50:11)
The Boosie thing is actually fucking hilarious.

Ice Bear (50:15)
boozies. ⁓ Because, again, no segue. Did you see the lad that was running from the LAPD last night and they had called off the cops and were just chasing him with air support? And he like stopped at a gas station because he was out of gas to fill up the tank. But all the actual like ground units were called off at that point. So he's like covering himself like up to his eyes with a shirt, filling up gas. And they're like,

gets probably, I don't know, half a tank. He was there for a minute, chucks the thing back at the pump and then just drives off into the night.

Grizz (50:52)
He

put the pump, like he put it back.

Ice Bear (50:56)
No, like he chucked the thing back towards the pump, so it's just lying there on the ground.

Grizz (51:01)
Okay, I was like, that's very polite to put it back. ⁓

Ice Bear (51:03)
I know right?

It would have been better if he paid. He's like tap to pay. Okay, it's fine. I stole this car. Not gonna steal gas from a a fine Shell station.

Grizz (51:09)
Yeah.

he tries to pay with his card and then it doesn't work so he to like walk into the establishment.

Ice Bear (51:26)
I just stole that car. I'm fill up. Sorry.

glug glug but I'm hydrated it's really good

Grizz (51:35)
look it's so good so i mean obviously

like i got caught right so like how do you do they just

Ice Bear (51:46)
No, as far as I know, he's still on the lam. I don't know. Like the video ended with him just driving off into the night, being followed by helicopters. Because they turned it over to California Highway Patrol or whatever.

Grizz (51:50)
shit.

This isn't a lake.

This is in la I wonder where

Because it was yesterday because I think like I don't think it was yesterday. I think it was the day before yesterday but The tiger was she was walking ⁓ toby in the evening ⁓ while she was walking there was like three helicopters like three pork choppers there just flying in the night and just circling

Ice Bear (52:25)
It's really bad. It's really bad. I'm just trying to swallow it without tasting it, but it's fucking bad. ⁓ I want to pour it out, but at this point I'm committed.

Grizz (52:38)
I feel like it's like arrogant bastard for me.

Ice Bear (52:42)
Yeah. Yep.

Grizz (52:44)
Because I can't stand fucking argue master this is disgusting as beer

Ice Bear (52:46)
this. It's funny that the

Belgian ones in the bottles are like such polar extremes for me. Because like, like the highest one for me is that like Santa one that was like the what was 18 % or something insane. And it was like delicious and super drinkable. It was just absolutely outstanding.

Grizz (53:07)
Yeah.

Ice Bear (53:13)
But also the other one I think I've given an F was another one from Belgium in a glass bottle. So they're just, I either love them or hate them apparently. And unfortunately this one is, absolutely hate it. ⁓ God, like the aftertaste, like when I'm breathing, it's like recycling in my nose.

Grizz (53:33)
Ugh.

That's rough.

Ice Bear (53:41)
Should we start for next week? Should we do a either like an ask me anything or a prompt thing for the next episode from the people? See what the people want to hear about. And or do we start a 2B2B fantasy football league?

Grizz (54:11)
mean, if we're going to start one. Right now is the time to start one.

Ice Bear (54:17)
So I'm saying Thursday is the start of season.

Do you have anyone that would want to do it?

I have a few people I think would be in if we were doing it for funsies.

Grizz (54:34)
is the thing I think the people that would be in it would be like I want a bit of money.

Ice Bear (54:38)
How much money we talking like $100 in 50 in

Grizz (54:43)
I'd be down for both to be honest.

Ice Bear (54:46)
So would I.

Grizz (54:48)
Are we doing this right now? Are we being gambling bears?

Ice Bear (54:50)
I

think we should start a 2B2B gambling ring with fantasy football.

Grizz (55:00)
Let's try it with fantasy football and end up with Cub Mortal Kombat.

Ice Bear (55:08)
⁓ I'm glad that came up again. So Mortal Kombat, one of the best things about living in our modern age is that you can YouTube all the fatalities. Like when a new game comes out, and I will watch every time a new Mortal Kombat games, I'll just like watch the YouTube of all the fatalities. Because the combos are so hard to pull off. I can never do them anymore. Dude, I can't think of the last time I could like the minute there's more than like seven things in a combo, I can't do it.

Grizz (55:20)
Mm-hmm.

Really?

Okay, that's fair. All right. I guess it's not too terrible because I give him like the tech and combos they fucking suck to do. ⁓

Ice Bear (55:46)
my god, they were nightmarish.

Grizz (55:48)
Yeah, but like I got decent with a couple of them like in like Tekken 2, Tekken 3, Tekken Tag, like that era. So like, it's not too bad. So, but I feel like the Mortal, some of the Mortal Kombat combos, I would say, okay, fine, yeah. But the Mortal Kombat like fatalities are, I think are significantly easier now than they were back then.

Ice Bear (55:54)
Mm.

So that's the thing, I haven't played one in a bit, so maybe they are. But I just remember the last game I played where... that's not bad at all.

Grizz (56:13)
Yeah, so the combos are probably harder, some of the fatalities are like three buttons. Yeah,

it's kind of wild how crazy how easy they are compared to like, because I remember Mortal Kombat 2, 3, Trilogy, and 4. Those fatalities are way harder than the ones they are now. But yeah, but.

Ice Bear (56:29)
Mm-hmm.

Grizz (56:40)
Do you remember Mortal Kombat Deadly Alliance?

Ice Bear (56:51)
No.

Grizz (56:52)
It's probably like mid-2000s. ⁓

Ice Bear (56:55)
Okay, maybe, but... Okay, I mean...

Grizz (56:57)
A GameCube era, PS2, GameCube, Xbox. That era, right?

Ice Bear (57:04)
I don't think so, because the only fighting game I was really into late GameCube era was Bloody Roar.

Grizz (57:09)
Interesting you were into so caliber so caliber too

Ice Bear (57:11)
fuck.

Yeah, no. So sorry. I did like Soul Calibur. Soul Calibur is great. Yeah.

Grizz (57:14)
Yeah, Soulcaller 2 was

dope because it was the smartest thing they did for like multi-counsel releases. You played Giga Soulcaller 2 on Gamecube. Special character Link. Dope as fuck. Xbox, spawn. PS2, fucking Heihachi from... I was pissed off they picked Heihachi from Tekken instead of Kazuya, but like, know, it is what it is.

Ice Bear (57:29)
Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah.

Grizz (57:43)
That was super cool. ⁓ But Deadly Alliance, the thing with Battle Mortal Kombat is that every character had three fighting styles. So you had a button to fit, they switched fighting stances, so all the combos are different for each fighting stance. So they had two fighting stances and then a weapon fighting stance, right? So like, so there were combos and then there were combos that switched through the fighting stances.

Ice Bear (57:52)
Hmm.

that's cool.

Grizz (58:13)
So they got fucking crazy. I got a little rough, but it was dope as shit though.

I Deadly Alliance is probably like as far as like modern Mortal Kombat games is probably one of my favorite ones.

Ice Bear (58:34)
I want to spit it back out every time.

Grizz (58:38)
So why? What about it?

Ice Bear (58:42)
It is, ⁓ what is that flavor profile? is, ⁓ it's the liquor issue thing.

Grizz (58:53)
Isn't it Ypa? Is it a black Ypa?

Ice Bear (58:54)
Yeah.

Triple hop cashmere Belgian EPA. Water, malted barley, hops, sugar, yeast, hop extracts. I don't know. There's... The ingredient list? Water, malted barley, hops, sugar, yeast, hop extracts.

Grizz (59:08)
⁓ wait, say that again.

Yeah.

shit, I thought you said an East. I was like, that's why. Okay.

Ice Bear (59:25)
No, no, no

one needs but if I don't know there's something about it. It's very licoricey to me and I hate that flavor.

Grizz (59:32)
Yeah, well, Anissa's...

Yeah, I can't stand that flavor. I don't mind it in Jäger, I guess.

Ice Bear (59:39)
and it's it's too like there's a i don't know like a sweetness to it but it's a weird i don't know it's just wrong everything's wrong it smells weird like it's doing a weird olfactory thing

Grizz (59:54)
You it kind of reminds me? You know, like, it's getting kind of dark, but this episode's kind of dark.

Ice Bear (1:00:00)
dark one.

Grizz (1:00:02)
So you don't like when something dies?

Ice Bear (1:00:07)
Hold on, wasn't the point of this episode supposed to be not Paradise ⁓ Lost again, but something the other direction?

Grizz (1:00:20)
I think it's the other direction because of Brita to be honest. think Brita like we were getting Brita said the day. But. But.

Ice Bear (1:00:24)
Britta saved it. Yeah. Thank you, Britta. Okay, so continue. Sorry.

Grizz (1:00:34)
You know how like the smell of like when something's dead

It smells like foul and everything, there's like a weird like sweetness to that smell. like. You know what I mean? Maybe it's like that.

Ice Bear (1:00:44)
⁓ sure. Yeah.

So do you think the hopes and dreams of the brewmaster died in this glass?

Grizz (1:00:56)
I think

the room master died and is in that glass to be honest. up, Leop?

Ice Bear (1:00:59)
I'm drinking a Brewmaster.

This is the sweet sweet scent of a Belgian man.

That makes it better somehow.

Grizz (1:01:08)
Chocolate and all.

Yeah, it's in Belgium like known for chocolates. That's what that's why they put chocolate in their beer

Ice Bear (1:01:18)
It's really bad. Like there's nothing redeemable about this.

Grizz (1:01:24)
trying to think, you know, what's too, to me, the worst beer ever was that Ukrainian beer.

And like that beer that I drank from Ukraine, that's strong. It was so fucking bad. was like, you know what?

Ice Bear (1:01:44)
Is that the one you had to pour out at the end?

Grizz (1:01:46)
Yeah, I was like, you know what? Putin might not be a bad guy after all. Like, that's how bad my beard was. was like, you know what? Bro, fuck it, I understand now. I didn't before, but you know what? I do now.

Ice Bear (1:01:51)
You

Yeah, it's like the Kyrie thing. Every time I'm like, shit, I guess the earth is flat.

Grizz (1:02:08)
Yeah, every single time Kyrie does

a good ass play, the fucking earth just gets slightly more like...

Ice Bear (1:02:12)
Yep.

Yep. I'm like, yeah, yep. It's clearly a nice ring around it. The ice wall is here.

Grizz (1:02:19)
I do like the whole like, so like, you know, like Alex Jones was on that podcast, like the Rogan podcast. It was so funny because he gives a kid, okay, because even Alex Jones makes fun of like the other fighters stuff, right? And what he's how about the fighters in the ice cream?

Ice Bear (1:02:28)
⁓ shit.

Mm-hmm.

Grizz (1:02:38)
He's like, oh yeah, stupid, whatever. like, you're going to be at the edge of the earth, whatever, there's going be cats knocking things off the side. It's just so funny. He just adds that, isn't there? There's going be cats knocking shit up. Because fucking cats knock shit off tables all the time. I remember hearing that, and I thought it was the most hilarious fucking thing. And then people that saw it, too, are like, bring it up. they're like, huh?

Ice Bear (1:02:57)
True, just out into the universe.

Grizz (1:03:07)
That was the funniest shit he did. It's so fucking funny. Because it's like you think of if the earth really is flat, there's a bunch of cats congregated and knocking shit off of it because that's what they like doing. It's the funniest shit in the world.

Ice Bear (1:03:21)
You

That would be great if there was just a lineup of meows, just napping, aggressively spilling coffees and knocking keyboards off into the the wilderness.

Grizz (1:03:40)
Yeah, it's not gonna shut off, it's just cause it's

Ice Bear (1:03:46)
I'm really tempted to just try and finish this in one go because I'm so tired of looking at it.

Grizz (1:03:53)
Listen, you know, I'm gonna bust up the 90s and you're gonna have to do it. Ready?

Ice Bear (1:03:59)
god, okay.

Grizz (1:03:59)
I don't even

know the whole thing. just know like the end of it. We're going to go to the end of it. Ready?

Ice Bear (1:04:03)
Okay.

Grizz (1:04:07)
I'm not gonna do the whole chant because I only know the last part of the chant. Are you ready?

Ziggy zaggy, ziggy zaggy, hoi hoi hoi. It's all in our zig.

Drink from the water

Ice Bear (1:04:48)

Uggh.

Grizz (1:05:13)
Oh, then you're still undone. You're still undone.

my lord.

Ice Bear (1:05:25)
F minus. It's by far the worst thing I've ever had. It's so fucking awful. ⁓

Grizz (1:05:27)
Holy shit.

All right, so awful for.

Ice Bear (1:05:37)
you

it's it's it smells like I cannot emphasize enough the when you swallow it, it kicks back up in your nose and you're drinking again, like I'm still drinking it. And it's just the only word that comes to mind is licorice. It just it reminds me of like a shitty stale Twizzlers. And I fucking hate it.

Grizz (1:06:08)
So liquor, so you need to release. So outside of like liquor, so. Liquor is so what like medicinal, right? So it tastes kind of medicinal.

Ice Bear (1:06:18)
Kind of, yeah.

Grizz (1:06:23)
And does it still have the sweet undertones like you kind of talk?

Ice Bear (1:06:27)
Yep.

Yeah. But it's like.

⁓ it almost reminds me of like...

Okay, imagine something good that sweet like say a chocolate milk, but then curdle it. Like make it wrong. Like take a sweet flavor that's right and make it wrong. Like I can't explain why it's wrong, but it's I know immediately it's incorrect. And that's what this is like, because yeah, if you had to pick like one of the it's not salty, it's not spicy, it's not umami, it's not

sap it's just it's sweet but it's incorrect it's wrong sweet it's bizarre ⁓ it's bizarre world sweet

And it keeps kicking back up. it's, here. It's like right there.

If I could add another like ⁓ G G minus this is such utter dog shit.

Grizz (1:07:41)
So,

⁓ Because you know when something's super boozy it does kind of go into the sweet category. You know what I mean? Is it sweet because of that? Like what's the ABV?

Ice Bear (1:08:02)
It's only nine and five. There's no reason for it. Cause like the alien mastermind that I did before the episode is 10 five and it's delicious. You know, that's probably another part of this. It's because I'm comparing it to that. So I've had one of like my favorites, like I've had something that's in a bona fide a plus.

Grizz (1:08:04)
⁓ shit, yeah, nevermind.

Yeah.

Is it you?

Ice Bear (1:08:30)
And now I'm comparing it to that. And this is just what hold on, what do you what are you munching on over there?

Extra flame and hot. Sorry. So I've never seen the extra. Is the extra spice or is it the extra crunchy?

Is it spicy? it legitimately spicy?

Grizz (1:08:55)

Ice Bear (1:08:56)
white people spicy.

Grizz (1:08:58)
I would say slightly more like I would say definitely at least more than double spicier than hot cheetos because there's been a couple times where I've like monitoring on a bag of the extra spicy fireman hot so I'm like starting to kind of creep up a little bit here and there because I could eat a whole ass bag of hot cheetos and I ain't no problem it's still not a problem with these but like

Ice Bear (1:09:00)
it's like legit spicy.

Okay.

Okay. Yeah.

Yeah.

Grizz (1:09:28)
You do get the tingles. Yeah, you do feel out way harder than. ⁓

Ice Bear (1:09:28)
You feel it? Do you get a face sweat ever from it?

Grizz (1:09:37)
close.

Ice Bear (1:09:38)
That's how I've started gauging spice level. Like if my face starts to sweat, I'm like, okay, this is actually kind of spicy. Yeah.

Grizz (1:09:46)
That's her.

That's a good gauge.

Ice Bear (1:09:50)
Yeah. Because that's like your body's like, all right, there's enough capsaicin here to like, I'm not gonna let you ignore this with your weird defunct tongue.

Grizz (1:10:00)
Yeah.

Yeah, I being outside of a venue like my drummer like I thought I like spice but my drummer that dude Fucking mad, I remember he had got this this jerky. It was like this ghost pepper Scorpion pepper, whatever jerky

Ice Bear (1:10:14)
Mm-hmm.

Mm.

⁓ hey.

Grizz (1:10:28)
And me it was me him and my guitarist and we were outside of this venue And so we both she he brought it out to first to try it we tried it and like my guitarist was kind of drunk and he He was like wailing in pain of how hot it was Right and I was like not far behind to be honest I was like trying to eat this jerky and I'm talking about just

You know the drill when you're about to throw up how it becomes thinner and it's just runny? Like I'm just drooling out this thing because of how hot this is and I'm like I can't. And it's rough, right? And so I'm like my fucking god, my guitar is doing the same thing and he's like wailing like that. And my drummer's like.

Ice Bear (1:11:02)
Yes. Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah.

Grizz (1:11:22)
Like you're a fucking maniac bro, are you are absolutely fucking insane?

Ice Bear (1:11:29)
It's funny you mentioned like the drool texture, because the only thing I can think of that makes me do that other than like extreme levels of spice are cigars, like really strong cigars.

Grizz (1:11:43)
That's actually kind of very like if you're not used to it, you have 1000 % yeah.

Ice Bear (1:11:47)
I remember the first time I had like a ninja. Like I was just like, my mouth was just like, my god, my mouth is so watery.

Grizz (1:11:54)
and you're constantly spitting? Yeah.

That's fair. It's actually very fair. It's when I first got into the garage, was that? It was the same thing.

Ice Bear (1:12:07)
Did you ever find your club yet?

Grizz (1:12:11)
I did find one on the internet. I haven't actually gone there yet. You need to buy a membership. Well, because the thing is that Seattle law... ⁓

Ice Bear (1:12:18)
⁓ gross.

Roboty, Roboty.

You know what?

You know what?

We've done enough.

Grizz (1:12:39)
Let's go, okay, all right, let's go.

C-

C plus.

D

Cause this one here, I don't like it. This is the first beer from turning point that I don't like. The thing is, from the start to the middle, it's not bad.

Ice Bear (1:13:04)
Yeah.

See how that turning point.

Grizz (1:13:15)
There's something in there that I don't like, but it's tolerable. But as you get to like the end, that thing I don't like is just pulled to the front and it's rough. So.

C-

D and you're only getting a D because here to hear good trash.

Ice Bear (1:13:48)
Damn. All right. Well,

B minus.

G G minus this is this is the new worst thing we've ever had on the show. This is if if I didn't have dogs and was worried about glass, I would smash this against the wall into 1000 pieces. If I wasn't worried about pupper safety, I would destroy this glass. Because this is don't drink this. If you're in Belgium, don't drink it. If you're anywhere that sells Belgian beers, don't drink it.