Ice Bear (00:35)
Now you're allowed to look at your Instagram post.
Grizz (00:39)
Ooh, that's nice. ⁓
Ice Bear (00:40)
So this little diddly right here, this can glows in
the dark very aggressively.
Grizz (00:46)
Nice. I love that pumpkin too.
Ice Bear (00:49)
And because I'm a little pumpkin slut, it continues this week.
Grizz (00:54)
Big ring.
Ice Bear (00:55)
This is Big Red Brewery's Tales from the Patch. A pumpkin porter.
Grizz (00:59)
I fucking love that.
I think that goes with like, I like Porter's. think Porter's go really well with pumpkin stuff. I think that goes really well with like the Canada last week, the three way I go with the art. Like, like, like, you know, like not great art objectively, but like, it's just really good though. And it makes you happy to see it. Yeah. I think that's.
Ice Bear (01:20)
fun. Glow in the
dark is a fun gimmick. I've always liked it.
Grizz (01:24)
Yeah. I don't think I've really come across can't hear. my Lord. looks amazing and festive. You're getting a little mine right here. Give you a nice little preview. Look at this butte.
Ice Bear (01:31)
Very festive. I'm a little festive guy.
⁓
that is quite bright.
Grizz (01:42)
A butte this big and this beautiful can only come from a certain place because they got the freedom to do it.
This is back in the motherland. This is Ye Olde. This is from Ye Olde. Drink beer from here. Celestial Beer Works, all right?
feel a little homesick. had a crack into some ones I brought in. This is an IPA with, I still can't tell you this fucking hop name. Mochiaka? Don't know. Like I want to go like super whatever. I'm gonna be like Mochiaka, but I know that's not it. So you don't have into like, I don't know what it is. Anyways, that one and mosaic, this is a beer, right? This right here is this neon dimension.
Ice Bear (02:10)
There we go.
Hahaha
Mmm.
⁓ that's very good. I like that can a lot.
Grizz (02:37)
this
neon dimension, it's pretty nice. I'm very excited for this.
Ice Bear (02:46)
any description on that can there? Do you just have to explore it for yourself?
Grizz (02:53)
It looks like I'm going to have to explore it on my own. I'm going into this dimension alone.
Ice Bear (02:56)
just have to use your taste buds.
I have a bit of a roadmap over here on my end. They're informing me that this is a cornucopia of spices and creamy milk sugar added into this chocolate-hued porter to make it scary good. It's like homemade pumpkin pie with whipped cream, but better because it's beer. They're not wrong. ⁓ Did we mention this crazy can glows in the dark? Turn the lights off and enjoy.
Grizz (03:04)
Ooh.
That right there is... That's nice.
Ice Bear (03:33)
Now, do you think I'm such a pumpkin slut that this will also get an S and I'm just on an S streak? Or do you think old flying monkeys just knocked it out of the park?
Grizz (03:43)
I
think flying monkeys are not going to the park. think flying monkeys and asked it's deserved. I think this one, because you all, do our fan of the pumpkin. I think this might be a, I this might be, I'm going to, I'm calling out B plus conservatively, conservatively.
Ice Bear (03:57)
I feel like the floor
for me on a pumpkin is probably a B. I think you'd have to really fuck up a pumpkin thing for me to not love it.
Grizz (04:04)
Ooh.
fair.
don't really drink much porters. So that's why I'm going B+. I'm keeping B+.
Ice Bear (04:21)
We'll see. We'll see.
I could, we'll see.
Grizz (04:30)
Now that's a good EPA.
Ice Bear (04:33)
⁓
Grizz (04:35)
That's a good EPO.
Ice Bear (04:36)
Nice. Very nice. You deserve a good one. ⁓
Grizz (04:42)
Yeah. Cause it's, one where like, think, I think mine outside of, know, like the news team assemble when I brought in that ST and everything, the Seattle beers I've been having, they're like just good beers. They haven't like knocked my socks off. The only one that did was I forget the fucking brewery. think it's not George. I forget what it is, but it's a, but a Meows. I fucking loved a Meows, but, but Meows is not in rotation right now. Cause every time I look at them, it's not there and I'm sad.
Ice Bear (04:50)
Mm-hmm.
Mm.
yeah, you did love the meows.
So speaking of fondly reminiscing, last week you had asked me was that the first ever S plus? And I said I would revisit it sober, which I did in the interim. And I am pleased to report even coming into that beer sober, it remained an S, but I cannot go S plus. It is is on par with the other S's that have come before it and laid the foundation upon which it stands.
Grizz (05:37)
⁓
Ice Bear (05:45)
mighty and pumpkiny.
Grizz (05:48)
That's, it's not disappointing. I'm not disappointed in you, but I'm like, I'm disappointed we haven't got our S plus yet, first S plus yet.
Ice Bear (05:57)
I like to think it's one of those things where the difference between an S and an S plus is just the experience.
Grizz (06:09)
Mmm, that's fair. So friends we made along the way so friends we made along on the way
Ice Bear (06:11)
And so you know, maybe, maybe, yeah, maybe, maybe when the bears
frolic together, that's how you unlock the S plus.
Grizz (06:19)
I dig that. I could, you know.
could go with that. Sorry, I said moving some stuff. You know what's an S plus experience though? It was a real, it was a real reason why old Grizz had a bust out my mighty back home Texas beers.
Ice Bear (06:33)
What's that?
no, were you drowning your sorrows?
Grizz (06:49)
No, no. I mean, I'm actually not disappointed in this loss because I didn't think I thought they're going to get blown out to be honest. And they, they held their own like for the majority of it. So I'll give it to them.
Ice Bear (06:56)
It was a close game.
If it weren't for Lamb
just forgetting how to catch stuff, I think they may have very well pulled that out.
Grizz (07:06)
Ha ha ha ha ha ha!
Yeah. So I was, it was a very good game. It's one of those you're like, all right, you can take that. You can take that lost walk in tall. So I'm fine with that one. But.
about.
millennia ago. The world shifted and got a little heavier.
picking up and up and down. And when that happened, as people do, they celebrate it. And sometimes celebration means they got it. You know how Sweeney Todd has this razor and when he got it, he's like, he's like, I'll ask my arms are complete again.
Ice Bear (07:56)
Yeah, ⁓ Demon Barbers do.
Grizz (08:02)
Well, looks like old Grizz's arm. Looks like old Grizz's arm is complete.
Ice Bear (08:02)
Where are you going with this?
I totally forgot. I had no idea where this was going. ⁓ look at that. I was hoping it was as mighty as it is. Good. I wanted it to be giant. That's a good vessel.
Grizz (08:23)
This right here,
look at that.
Ice Bear (08:28)
as big as your bare noggin.
Grizz (08:31)
That's a big noggin,
Ice Bear (08:32)
Now my question that I wasn't sure about, does the stainless steel thing pop out for you to wash it or do you just wash it inside of the vessel? Okay. Because that the the one I have that's the horn, my only gripe is it's a pain in the ass to wash. Because like the the the resin on the horn you can't like do hot water. So it's very like you have to wash it immediately.
Grizz (08:41)
I think I just watched it inside.
Mmm.
This is wood, so like I can't wash your hot water either.
Ice Bear (09:04)
Yeah, but you can get the steel part at least. You can boil that if you feel like it.
Grizz (09:08)
Yeah.
Well, it doesn't come out. I guess you can, you can dump hot water into it, but it says, usually with wood stuff, like you don't want to introduce like super high temperatures in it. So I don't even know if super hot water would be smart for that either.
Ice Bear (09:20)
Yeah.
Yeah, probably not.
⁓ Do you feel powerful?
Grizz (09:31)
I feel it feels right. You know what makes me feel like also kind of powerful is that like this is a big cup and my hand doesn't fit in the handle perfectly. Like.
Ice Bear (09:40)
Yeah...
You're like a giant.
Grizz (09:44)
Like I can't, I can't get past the second knuckles.
Ice Bear (09:48)
⁓ that, yeah, that's very good.
Grizz (09:50)
So like it has to be this. like it makes me feel, it makes it, it makes it feel nice too. Cause this is a hefty, a hefty guy. He's a hefty fellow here and still not enough.
Ice Bear (10:02)
The mug's like, Christian, no, too big.
Grizz (10:13)
thought you were going to throw a knock.
Can't go too high. I thought you were going to throw in a kia. Oh, Pompf.
Ice Bear (10:21)
⁓
Pop pop, key moji. No, that's, no. Salty coins.
Grizz (10:26)
salty coins and milk.
Ice Bear (10:32)
every time it's good every fucking time 11 years later it's still good
Grizz (10:39)
I'm just waiting for a freaking pump, ⁓ slow and reverb remix.
Ice Bear (10:45)
⁓ can you imagine? That'd be so good. We should make it.
Grizz (10:49)
Hell yeah.
I think we should make it.
Ice Bear (10:53)
That'd be a great album starter.
Grizz (10:59)
It'll be perfect.
I don't know. live for the slow reverb remixes. I mean, like it's, it's kind of like ingrained because you know, like Texas and screwed where they make everything slower. And it's like, uh, it's like a whole thing, like, you know, DJ screw. And so I grew up listening to that. So there's probably also why I like it. It was like, it was like, I like that and moody shit. So it's like a natural thing. There's this one YouTube channel that like every release that happens like within an hour.
Ice Bear (11:07)
I like them.
Mm.
Mm-hmm.
Grizz (11:35)
Within an hour, they do a slow and reverb things. Like every weekend album that came out within an hour, it's uploaded within slow reverb and all the backgrounds. It's just like a gift loop of like some anime scene and it's dope as fuck.
Ice Bear (11:42)
Really interesting.
Yeah, that would lend itself well.
Grizz (11:50)
And like it's, it's phenomenal. would put, those on like when I'm like smoking a cigar outside and shit. It's just fucking vibes. It's awesome.
Ice Bear (12:01)
Speaking of cigars, have you seen any other Seattleites partaking yet?
Grizz (12:07)
Just a lot of weed, fent and cigarettes.
I was walking, I was walking by one of the parks over here, the one where they did a shrine to Atlas. they, they also had on the others ones, also had cats have claws and bigots beware on there too. and then
Ice Bear (12:12)
Now.
Beautiful art.
I like it.
I like aggressive anti-racism. Good for them.
Grizz (12:37)
And then. ⁓
So they had that, it was also like a little confusing cause I assumed it was like the whole black cat anarchist thing. But then the cat they painted on the thing was white. And I was like, I guess it's not what they're going for. don't know. But anyways, maybe they're just angry cat ladies, but.
While I was walking past there, I saw a naked person and I smelled paraphernalia permeating the air and I was like, man.
Ice Bear (13:07)
Good.
Grizz (13:19)
It's pretty crazy.
Ice Bear (13:21)
just naked and high.
Grizz (13:23)
Yeah. Well, I assume it was like, they may have been high too, to be honest, but, I think it just in the air of just the festivities of the situation.
Ice Bear (13:33)
⁓ okay.
Gotcha.
Grizz (13:35)
And they smell like chemically like meth.
Ice Bear (13:39)
Good naked, bad naked.
Grizz (13:43)
That's just kind of bad naked to be honest. Yeah.
Ice Bear (13:44)
Uhhh... upsetting. Always upsetting.
Sometimes you see entertaining naked.
Grizz (13:50)
as in
I got some stories, but I don't know if that's...
Ice Bear (13:58)
Not for public exposure. What could be worse than the lady shitting in the parking lot? How does it get worse? Tell me later. I'm curious.
Grizz (14:00)
Not for public exposure. Not, not old gris naked gris.
yeah, that was actually really bad.
Yeah. It's probably, it was probably not honestly as bad as that. That one was wild. And that was in the old motherland of Texas. That was in Dallas. But it was downtown Dallas and they got some, they got some issues over there too. So.
Ice Bear (14:17)
That was pretty wild.
Well, God, looks, I also like that the bottom is a little bit hollow. You could tape something under there. You could hide things underneath that.
Grizz (14:37)
Like a Beyblade.
Ice Bear (14:39)
Yeah, absolutely. What else? 100 % Beyblade. Beyblade should be ready to go at all times.
Grizz (14:46)
Yeah,
I remember like seeing Beyblade because I didn't even know what channel it was on, but it was Beyblade.
I think it was the same channel that played Metabots. But I remember getting really into Beyblade because I was watching it like late at night, like six in the morning. And I was like, this is cool shit. And then I started seeing them at Walmart. And so we used to buy the Beyblades and we used to have like Beyblade battles in the little rings. It was dope. It was awesome. I got everybody into Beyblade so I could Beyblade battle them.
Ice Bear (15:12)
That sounds very fun. Have you seen the people that like.
That's fair. Have you seen the people that start the fires? The fires like they use the Beyblades like. Yes. Yes. They're awesome.
Grizz (15:19)
I got my brother, my cousin, the way. ⁓ yeah. And it's like the, it's like the metal Beyblades. Like this dude like makes like legit ones. That's those are so fucking cool.
I love that. Or like, I sent you the video of like the dog doing a fucking like ripping out a Beyblade. Right. It's just so fucking cool. Yeah. This is so cool.
UGH
Ice Bear (15:45)
really
is. My word, that was powerful. Would you, ⁓ I was going to say is it celestial, but yeah, that's probably the vessel. That feels like it inspires a good, good hearty belch.
Grizz (15:50)
think it's the vessel.
I keep thinking every time we say vessel, I keep thinking of that band sleep token. Cause the singers goes by the moniker vessel. And so every time I go, I think of, uh, I get pops in a lyric in my head and I'm like, Hey, I keep saying it. like, it's just, it's it's a good time. It's a good time.
Ice Bear (16:14)
⁓ didn't know that. That's fun.
We should get them on the show.
Grizz (16:31)
We should wrestle.
Ice Bear (16:33)
Just start from... We should start... You know what we should do? Remember ⁓ during the Great Tattle War when we were reaching out to various celebrities? If we have a guest on here, just go right to Obama. Start real big.
Grizz (16:45)
Yeah
Honestly?
Ice Bear (16:57)
Look, Barry, I used to live near your high school. We have a lot in common. Just come on. We'll talk not politics. We'll talk hoops.
Grizz (17:06)
We'll
we'll talk portillas.
Ice Bear (17:10)
Yep. Yep. Yep. That's the correct answer. Damn dogs.
Grizz (17:12)
Talk about them dogs. Again, some dogs in
there. What is it? Gardnera? Right? Is it Gardnera or Gardera? What's the fucking Pickle Trio shit that Chicago's like?
Jardinera I think it says you're Jardinera Yeah Let's talk about some fucking my lord my guy some fucking my lord what's wrong with your people
Ice Bear (17:28)
Your That sounds like a thing. Your guess is as good as mine.
Malort I was gonna say there we go Malort
Malort.
Do we do Malort?
Grizz (17:45)
Dude,
Ice Bear (17:47)
Do we do, do we do Malord on here?
Did I send you the guy that does the mixy mixy him doing Malort on TikTok? It's a big bearded white guy. I think it's like one big pike or one pike big or one time pike. And he makes mixed drinks, but he mixes it with weird little like Sharpies or fucking hockey sticks. Like it's always something, not a spoon or a mixer or muddler. ⁓ fuck, I gotta find it send it to you. Cause he did like a bunch of things with Malort and every one of them he's like.
Grizz (17:58)
Who? don't know.
I don't think so.
I don't think so.
Ice Bear (18:21)
Just like freaking out.
Grizz (18:24)
Malort's fucking vile. Again, think Malort is what people describe when they hate Jager.
Ice Bear (18:32)
Mm-hmm.
Grizz (18:33)
It's more Lord. Like, well, Lord is, again, when I say this, like I can drink fucking Yeager when the Yeager bottle has been sitting in the fucking van in a hundred, hundred degree weather, right? I could do that. fine.
Ice Bear (18:42)
Which is disgusting. You're an animal.
Grizz (18:47)
Malort is fucking rough. I've had like two through three, maybe two or maybe three Malort shots of my life all in the same night. Terrible every single time. And then I had a Malort cookie because, because the person, the group I was out with, she's one of the ladies she bakes and she's a really good baker.
Ice Bear (19:10)
Why?
Mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm.
Grizz (19:17)
And so she
knows that I fucking like, Hey, well, she's like, it'd be funny to make Malort cookies. And she made Malort cookies. And she's like, here, have one. Like, I don't know about this. And was that work? And I was like, fine. And I, it ⁓ was just as disgusting as the shot. was fucking horrible. So here's
Ice Bear (19:29)
⁓ god.
What did she do? Just
replace the water with... Malort? ⁓
Grizz (19:37)
I don't know. Fuck. I don't fucking know. Baking's
fucking magic. Honestly, baking's magic.
Ice Bear (19:45)
It's so funny how people always gravitate towards like more general cooking or baking because I can't cook, but I will bake all day. And Sierra is the opposite.
Grizz (19:54)
Baking's hard.
Cooking's...
To me, cooking is expressive. It's more like it's fluid, right? Like you can, it's very expressive. It's very easy. Like it's, more artful. Baking is like, baking is like a fuck to me. Baking is like a fucking math calculation. Like it's science. Yeah. And that's why it's fine. I'm not good at it.
Ice Bear (20:10)
That makes sense.
It is, and that's why, that's why I'm good at it.
Yeah, no, but that totally that analogy is perfect. And that's why I'm bad at cooking. Because my brain's like, what do mean I don't have exact measurements and directions?
Grizz (20:25)
Yeah, because Jimmy
And the thing is, I don't know what it is. Cause I know like even elevations change things and temperature and humidity changing, which is super cool when it comes to like actual like dozen stuff, but like, you know, follow instructions to the fucking T you know, and it comes out. All right. I guess like, it's not bad, but it's like, all right. But then somebody else makes it and you're like, how the fuck did you make this?
Ice Bear (20:53)
Did you forget to add love?
Grizz (20:56)
Sure, I didn't put my foot in it.
Ice Bear (20:58)
You silly man. You always dip just the tootsie. Just a hint of the tootsie in there.
Grizz (21:07)
That's the thing. But yeah, that's always one that's just.
Like, yeah, I can never do it great. And it's frustrating because like I cook pretty well. And so you're like, okay, I'm fucking, I can do this shit. can do this shit. And then it just doesn't pan out as good. Like, you know what I mean?
Ice Bear (21:21)
Mm-hmm.
I see what you did there.
Pan out. Very good. Good job. Good job.
Well done. See what I did there? Yeah. Speaking of well done, I think you might be a little clairvoyant because I believe you guessed B plus and that is exactly what this is.
Grizz (21:41)
Well done.
Plus.
I don't know. He's like clairvoyant and reminded me. I don't know where I read this, saw this or what it was. Um, but there was somebody that went to like, uh, fortune teller stuff. Like it was like a shop where they sell shit and like fortune teller or whatever. Right. And they were looking at a crystal ball and they were like, is it going to buy a crystal ball? This and that. think the person that I was with her buying a crystal ball and they're trying to be like, you know, the spirits and shit. Right. Um, and the
Ice Bear (22:28)
Okay.
Grizz (22:31)
person, the witch or whatever the fuck she is, is telling him it's like, make sure that he's like, they gave her like this, like, silk cloth thingy thing, right. And it's like, make sure to cover this when it's not in use with this. And they're like, because the spirits it's like a gateway, know, like you take you take the, you take the planche off of the fucking BG board, right? Like, it's for the spirits. She's like, no, because the sun will hit it and there's no direct shape. So it's just gonna sign like anywhere you can cause a fire.
Ice Bear (22:52)
huh, huh.
Grizz (23:00)
They're all like, we're fucking stupid. They're like, we're fucking stupid.
Ice Bear (23:02)
⁓ shit.
Give giving like actual sage wisdom.
Grizz (23:08)
⁓
I don't even know where the fuck I read that or saw that or what, but it just stuck with me this like this entire time. then anytime I hear anything about like which clairvoyant or anything that brings me back to that, I'm like, God, that's so good.
Ice Bear (23:25)
I like it. That is very good. And yeah, that absolutely would start a fire now that I'm thinking about.
Grizz (23:31)
Right. Yeah.
Cause I, cause it was a, well, I told the same story to the tiger not so long ago. Cause she sent me a reel of this dude that had a fucking glass ball, crystal ball, and used it to reflect the light to a point to the back of some guy's head. And so he's just there doing whatever. Then all of a he's like, you know,
Ice Bear (23:45)
Mm-hmm.
Yeah, ⁓ man, that would burn really bad, holy shit.
Grizz (23:59)
And they just started busting
out laughing. I was like, fuck. So it made sense. It was like, and they shot me back to that. I was like, oh, fuck. Yeah. They really will do that. Cause you can't, because where's a sphere you can't, you can't figure out this. You can't predict where it's going to reflect the light to. Is it going to be something that's flammable? You know, it's going to be a paper.
Ice Bear (24:15)
Yeah.
Yeah,
very good point. Very good point.
Elegant, sophisticated. Hold on, hold on. I can come up with an elegant, sophisticated segue. Nope, I can't. Did you know there's a new naked gun movie?
you
Grizz (24:49)
I was going to do, I was going to make a, a fly the segue, segue going to it. And I was like, I was, I was figure, yeah, I was trying to figure one out as I was going through, but then I got, I got distracted by the fucking crystal ball.
Ice Bear (24:56)
Hold on. No, I want to hear I want to hear your segue.
Alright, here I want, as we're talking about this, if you come up with a better segue, we'll just start it over. We'll run the whole thing back. But, but for the time being, there is a naked gun, not reboot, but like a continuation of the old ones. Basically, yeah. And so ⁓ Leslie Nielsen's character, his son,
Grizz (25:15)
⁓ I'll just bring it back.
Part a part four point seven five
Ice Bear (25:36)
is Liam Neeson.
Grizz (25:38)
That's
the look. OK. All right. All 10 of you to listen. I wasted my big reaction before this because I was I was informed of this right before the episode. But Liam Neeson is the my God. We got the we got the fucking tagging guy.
Ice Bear (25:56)
Okay.
Hold on, I can get one more real reaction out of you. Do you want to know who the lead actress is?
Grizz (26:06)
Oh, let me get re re re reba Mcintyre.
Ice Bear (26:10)
You know what? I think you will be more surprised than if it were Reema McIntyre.
Grizz (26:16)
turn on the light this is getting well it's kind of harsh though
Ice Bear (26:20)
I like it. really, really washes your beard out. That's fun.
Grizz (26:28)
All right, we're going with it. All right, so not Revo McIntyre. More shocking than Revo McIntyre or more awesome?
Ice Bear (26:30)
All right, I like it. All right. I I.
Both. I think based on your reaction to Liam Neeson, I think your reaction will be as big, if not bigger.
Grizz (26:38)
Fuck.
Let's go.
Ice Bear (26:48)
Alright, hold on, I'll give you a hint. Can you think of ⁓ someone that was famous in the late 90s for a video on a boat with a rock star? ⁓
Grizz (27:02)
Pamela Anderson?
Are you telling me old Pamann is fucking with the Taken guy?
Ice Bear (27:19)
Yes, and her name in the movie is like, like, bozo foxtrot spaghetti or something. It's it. It is like such a perfect like if you liked the old naked guns or like airplane or that just like nonstop just like fucking slapstick silly puns. It's just so fun. It's short, like it's an hour and 20 minutes like you should you guys should watch it.
Grizz (27:27)
What
Slapstick, yeah.
it's a good life.
Ice Bear (27:47)
It's something you guys should watch, because it's just funny.
Grizz (27:51)
Yeah. Is it, is it like homage to the old stuff and it's funny there or is it like modern enough for like, is it okay?
Ice Bear (27:59)
Both.
There's a lot of callbacks that are references to the originals for people that were fans of that, but you could easily not have seen, because I don't think Sierra ever saw the original. She was having a great time. Yeah.
Grizz (28:11)
Okay, if that's
kind of like the thing because Tiger, you
Ice Bear (28:15)
It is
absurd in the extreme. Like it is beyond Austin Powers level absurdity. Yeah. So like if, if that's, if any of that kind of stuff makes you laugh, it is, and it's, it's, there's no downtime between jokes. is joke, joke, joke, joke, joke. Like there's no, it's nonstop.
Grizz (28:24)
I do love Austin Powers.
Mm-hmm.
That's what made
me get gun and truck and airplane. So it made great. It's just constantly like every line, every other line is just a fucking dumb ass pun or joke or something.
Ice Bear (28:47)
I
want to watch it again because I'm pretty sure I was cackling through stuff. So I would, I'm definitely going to try and revisit it and watch it one more time because it was an absolute gem.
Grizz (29:02)
What would you watch it on?
Ice Bear (29:04)
⁓ the site that we will not outsource because we want it to remain.
Grizz (29:12)
⁓ All right, cool. got my own, so.
Ice Bear (29:14)
No, it's I'm pretty sure we use the same one. Dot T dot T O. Yeah. It's it's on dude. It is every movie every show. It pretty much like the minute something is streaming anywhere. They've got it. It's in HD. It doesn't buffer like it's legit.
Grizz (29:17)
Okay, is the one I told you? Yeah, the one Okay, is that one? Yeah, it's a fantastic site.
Right?
Yeah.
The only
the only thing that sucks on there is any like foreign subtitle movies trash That's the only thing that's the only one anything else. It's not it's good.
Ice Bear (29:43)
yeah
the the only thing i don't watch on there is anime but i have one i have one for that too if i haven't told you it's just as good okay
Grizz (29:48)
Yeah.
Same. Yeah.
I have a, I have a Russian one that I use. Yeah. Uh, but yeah, that's the only one. Cause I try to, I try to, I try to get the tiger to watch more than blow. And I went to there as I go, okay, that's it. And they have it, but like all of the stuff, child things weren't singing correct. Yeah.
Ice Bear (29:56)
Okay.
subtitles are bad yeah
my favorite is we were watching something it wasn't a movie ⁓ it was an episode of the rookie and randomly when they were when the characters were speaking spanish the subtitles switched to german so it's like it's like everything like english english subtitles and then characters start speaking spanish subtitles go german
Grizz (30:26)
Ha ha ha ha ha ha!
Ice Bear (30:35)
And so like, then like it's on me to like start translating for Sierra. And I'm like, all right, hold on. Like the plane, they're hostages and like, I'm trying to do it in real time, but my brain isn't good at. I can understand it, but I can't explain it fast enough. So I'm just like pausing it and like, here's what they said. All right, play it. Here's what they said.
Grizz (30:46)
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah. That's, that's one, but, but fantastic. Fantastic. I, was recently on the website too. We, uh, we've been watching, we've been watching Despicable Me because the fourth, uh, four, not including the Minions one, but just there like the Despicable Me is four, believe. I absolutely love those movies.
Ice Bear (31:07)
⁓ how many of those are there now? No shit.
despicables themselves. How are those? I've never seen any of them.
The The ⁓
Grizz (31:29)
Yes.
⁓ yeah.
It honestly, do you like how to train your dragon?
Ice Bear (31:42)
I've never, like the animated one, right? Yeah, I did.
Grizz (31:45)
Yeah.
Yeah, did you did you ask just the first one you asked all of them?
Ice Bear (31:51)
I didn't know there's more than one of them. I've seen the first one.
Grizz (31:53)
Yeah, three of them,
the three and all of them are fantastic. Like I think out of, think, I think you would love all of it because it becomes more expensive, right? Because it's a thing of like the Viking tribes, like we kill dragons is what we do. And these guys are like, no, dragons got fucking feelings. Like it's, know, it's, very humanistic, right? Like that's kind of, that's kind of where the first one like lays the line out to go to. And then the second one goes and where they're like coexisting.
perfectly, right? Or they're coexisting and then outside threats and it goes on and on. Right. So like it's how to change your dragon. I think it's one of the greatest animated things made like in the Western world.
Ice Bear (32:33)
Hmm
Grizz (32:35)
I had a, not a debate. had like a mean tiger going back and forth about which one do we think is the better animated series? Like as a whole, Despicable Me or How to Train Dragon. Like that's how much I liked just because I, if you like Despicable, like if you like just like Slaps, Despicable Me is that. You got to think Steve Carell, main character, fucking Russell Brand's in there. It's Steve Carell, Russell Brand. ⁓
Ice Bear (32:47)
Mmm.
Grizz (33:05)
Yeah. there's so many actors and actresses in there that it's like, I was actually shocked about when I went to look at it. was like, Holy shit. It's all these motherfucking dudes. ⁓ like, ⁓ I actually hear it. It's pickled me. Actors. Yeah. I'm pulling this up in real time. I'll follow you.
Ice Bear (33:07)
Okay, so just like that whole like buddy comedy kind of cast.
Grizz (33:35)
Yeah, so Steve Carell, Pierre Coffin, Kristen Wiig, Miranda Cosgrove, she's in there. ⁓ Yeah, Russell Brand. Yeah, Russell Brand, Ken Jeong, Jason Segal. ⁓ Yeah, Jack McBride, Danny McBride, he's in there. Let's see, who else?
Ice Bear (33:43)
It's a stacked little cast.
Grizz (33:59)
Yeah, there again. Yeah, there's a there's a lot of them and it's shocking how much people are this thing and like but it's it's actually a hilarious series. And it's good because it's like because it's it's just personal growth kind of things too. You know what mean? So it's like also feel good. It's also feel good. like in just really good ways.
Ice Bear (34:16)
Okay.
nice you'll have to check those out ⁓ look at that
Grizz (34:24)
So one,
two, and four are on Netflix right now. Number three is not. So you just go to their website.
Ice Bear (34:30)
All right, very good. Very good.
⁓ is it? Is it ever?
Grizz (34:43)
Here we go, a one, a two, a squidling diddly. ⁓
Ice Bear (34:51)
I wanted to be there. ⁓ You know, sometimes when I'm using the website that we're gatekeeping, it makes me realize how happy I am to have the ability to watch whatever I want whenever I want. And I would say that I feel glorious and free thinking about it.
Grizz (35:17)
of Texas.
Ice Bear (35:18)
So this is this is an aggressive 100 % Canadian boxing beaver. Glorious and free EPA. Boxing beaver again. And this is from... makes very good beer. Who's the brewery? Brewed by Dominion City. It's a 6.5 EPA. And that's all I got. No roadmap this time. Just gonna taste it like an animal.
Grizz (35:24)
Love it.
tall building, never noticed it. You know, finding good things like that always.
Makes me wish I had a place, because you know, here's something strong and free that reminds me of Texas. And it makes me not matter at home. Makes me think I should find my place in space, you know?
Ice Bear (36:23)
I was waiting to see if the tall building was going to be relevant to the can.
Grizz (36:28)
No, it was
straight up like I looked, it's like, that motherfucker's tall as shit. I never noticed it was there. I got the blinds open, I normally don't.
Ice Bear (36:34)
I really
thought you were gonna be like, and this is skyscraper. Nope, nope, you just really like buildings. You're just an architecture enthusiast now.
Grizz (36:41)
Yeah, no, sorry.
No, it's, it's, it's
seriously a tall building. Cause like I'm so like, I'm currently in cap hill, right? And Capitol hill here is like, there's the main street where there is taller buildings, but it's not like SLU or like downtown Seattle with the skyscrapers. It's like the old buildings. So when I look and I put probably just like on a bigger hill too, but like, yeah, it's, it's a tall building. I was shocked.
Ice Bear (37:10)
Go.
Grizz (37:12)
But shocked.
Ice Bear (37:15)
that your place in space.
Grizz (37:16)
We are placing space
from Celestial Beer Works again. This is a double leap of with Comet Hash Idaho 7.
Ice Bear (37:19)
Hey, a twofer.
A welder.
Grizz (37:29)
And look at this, look at this stuff. got, we got some hands. We got some, we got some bugs and some snakes.
Ice Bear (37:34)
Yep, yep. Got some,
hold on, is that red touching black on the snake? Yeah, red touching black, pet him on the back.
Grizz (37:46)
a yellow touching white, you're gonna be in fight for your life because you're gonna die. Or something like that.
Ice Bear (37:52)
That... No, sir... I mean, yeah, that's good. I like that. But it's red touching yellow dangerous fellow. Come to 2B2B for snake trivia.
Grizz (37:59)
There you go. because it's ⁓ a milk. Because
milk, milk snakes are red, touch and black, right? And coral snakes are the bad boys. They're the bad fellas. ⁓
Ice Bear (38:11)
Coral steaks are
bad fellas. Milk steaks are just black and white, I think. Pretty sure.
Grizz (38:16)
really? ⁓
so it's corals and what else? What's the bad one?
Ice Bear (38:22)
Coral is the bad one, I'm fairly sure. Well, now, shit, now we gotta invest. Well, I thought we were gonna finally go an episode without having to do investigation, but we're just, we're too curious. I'm, I'm, I'm, that I'm, all right, we'll do that, we'll do that. I'm just, relatively confident that that is a black and white snake, milk snake.
Grizz (38:32)
All right. Just Google milkshake.
Ice Bear (38:46)
I hope it's bright orange and makes me look like an absolute ass- nope, you're correct, I'm an idiot. Red touching black. See? This is why- what am I thinking of? What am I thinking of as black and white?
Grizz (38:51)
It is? Okay, yeah.
I know which one you're talking about too. That's the funny thing.
Ice Bear (39:06)
Black and white snake.
Grizz (39:09)
as beetle juice.
Ice Bear (39:10)
is a California kingsnake. Also a bandy bandy. The eastern bandy bandy. That is the laziest name I've ever heard. I love it.
Grizz (39:12)
⁓ I would never guess that.
Isn't there a fish called a boop boop?
Ice Bear (39:26)
Poop poop? I don't know that one, but I want to be its friend. a boop poop. Can you imagine being on a boat and just reeling in a boop boop? Your boy's cheering you on. The boop boop fighting you. Old man in the boop boop.
Grizz (39:27)
Boop boop. B-O-P-B-O-O-P. I'm pretty sure it's a fish. Yeah, boop boop.
strong.
The only thing worse than that, or more impressive than that, is catching a fucking sheep's head fish.
Ice Bear (39:51)
Do I need to look this up too? Are they creepy?
Grizz (39:53)
Yeah.
Yeah.
Ice Bear (39:56)
Are these the are they creepier than a blob fish? shit.
Grizz (40:00)
I think so. Cause I remember
when I caught one when I was younger, I was fucking horrified. Yeah. Just sheep's head. Yeah.
Ice Bear (40:05)
What's it called? Sheephead fit? Sheephead?
A pen towel? No. What?
Grizz (40:14)
This is headfish.
Ice Bear (40:19)
This episode is just me being old. Can't type. Sheephead fish. Here we go. What the fuck is that? ⁓ my god. Why do they have human teeth?
Grizz (40:30)
Yeah. Okay. You got to show the camera. I remember catching one of those things as a Ute.
Ice Bear (40:33)
no.
Grizz (40:41)
Yeah, you can see the outline to the TV. There you go. Yeah, you can see the tea. Yeah. Fucking horrifying. Cause I was like nine, 10, probably 10 or 11. Yeah. Like 10 or 11 when I caught one of those fucking horrified.
Ice Bear (40:47)
That is the thing of nightmares.
I feel like if I caught one of those as a kid, my instinct would not be this is a fish with weird teeth, but this is a fish that ate dentures.
Grizz (41:03)
I would be killing.
Ice Bear (41:05)
That's also fair. Yeah.
Grizz (41:10)
This one's kind of gritty.
Ice Bear (41:13)
Gritty? Like texture gritty?
Grizz (41:21)
It's not texture gritty. It's real smooth actually. Not boozy. Trying to think.
You know what? So it's not, it's not, floral is not the right word, but it's very reminiscent to like floralness. ⁓ I guess, yeah. Woodsy. There you go. Yeah. This one's very Woodsy like on the backend. I wasn't expecting that at all. I'm not sure how I feel about it. It's either going to like make this great or kill it completely. So we'll see.
Ice Bear (41:44)
Woodsy.
Grizz (42:02)
but this one right here, the, my, this Neon Dimension B. Solid B. Liked it. I liked it. It was B.
Ice Bear (42:12)
So we both had a good start, solid start. Now, I thought of an actual good segue, because this is gonna, I hope you're ready to have your socks knocked clean off. So what do you have if you remove the glorious? Free, let me tell you. We were having a feast this evening and we went to a ⁓ pizza establishment. Now, when I say we, mean,
Grizz (42:19)
⁓
Tweet.
Ooh.
Ice Bear (42:40)
four people because we were hanging out with the missus's sister and her partner. So we have four adult humans. So we ordered four adult human pizzas. ⁓ With dips, it was going to be a little over 60 bucks. So it's quite a bit of pizza, right? I get there, it's supposed to be ready at like six on the nose. I'm checking the email. It says, hey, we got your order.
Grizz (42:52)
Hell yeah.
Ooh.
Ice Bear (43:10)
be here at six. If your order is not ready for pickup after 30 minutes, it's free. I've never had that offer. They did not make it in time. So they called me up and it was not terribly late. It was maybe like nine minutes late.
Grizz (43:16)
In a
Ice Bear (43:27)
And the girl was very apologetic because I had been there for, I don't know, maybe like 11 minutes just kind of sitting in the store and like a lot of other people had picked up in front of me. And I think my order like was placed first, but I didn't through an app. So they weren't like ready for it or whatever. So she was like, do you, do you like, well, you can, you can like pick a bunch of stuff out of the fridge, like just get drinks, get whatever you want. I'm like, that's a good apology. No worries.
And then she's like, so do you like, like, are you okay paying? And I'm like, like, is it my choice? And then some guy in the back that I'm guessing was a manager, like, nah, he ain't gonna pay for that. I was like, all right. So they're just like, they let me walk with all of the food free and a bunch of drinks that I picked out of the thing. So it's just like a full for human dinner for free. was a delight.
Grizz (44:10)
Damn.
Damn.
Ice Bear (44:17)
Yeah, so I saw the tip jar and I was like, I got a little cash. So I give him a $20 tip and I just bounced, but I still felt like I was a steal.
Grizz (44:25)
It is still a steal. $20 is a fucking large pizza. Most places. Goddamn. Most places.
Ice Bear (44:31)
Yeah, so we got four like, and it wasn't like a one topping bullshit, like four multi topping pizzas. Yeah. And I stole the energy drinks and some cokes. Yeah. I was like, what's expensive in here? Cause I was like, I'm going to hurt you.
Grizz (44:47)
⁓
That's the way to do it
Ice Bear (44:51)
Yeah, dude, so I'm sorry that you're experiencing hiccups, but let me tell you, I had a hiccup episode the other day because I had something real spicy and I just could not stop and hiccups make me want to jump through a fucking roof. Not off one, just through it with rage and then just fly to the moon.
Grizz (45:14)
wonder if I got him because I ate so I was eating so I was at my little West Coast bodega earlier
Ice Bear (45:23)
God, I love your bodega.
Grizz (45:25)
All right. It's pretty solid options.
Ice Bear (45:28)
Now here's my question
to you. If you say bodega there, do people know what you're talking about? Or do they just call it a corner store? I can't remember what people call them there.
Grizz (45:37)
I
don't know.
Ice Bear (45:40)
You should next time you because you're kind of chummy with the guy, right? Next next time you go, you should be like, what do you guys call this? The bodega here corner store fucking. Sundries shop like.
Grizz (45:43)
Yeah, both of them.
Alaska Texas is a corner store.
Ice Bear (45:57)
Yeah, we would definitely call it a bodega.
Bless you.
Grizz (46:05)
Thank you. But while I was there though.
Ice Bear (46:05)
them boys.
Yes.
Grizz (46:10)
They had the bulldog quattro cheese thing. They never had that before. I've been wanting to have ever since you and the seal source to me. Phenomenal loved it. So I had that with a bunch of hot Cheetos.
Ice Bear (46:12)
⁓ yeah.
It's very good. It's very good.
You're kind of brewing a gassy thing in your tum-tum there.
Grizz (46:34)
Yeah, so I don't think it was the smartest thing to do, it was delicious.
Ice Bear (46:37)
this this
this should absolutely be the short just uncontrollably hiccuping and burping for three minutes let yes let your let your misery amuse the masses
Grizz (46:48)
just cut all of them together.
Have you seen that video? He's a realtor or something. And like they, the video they did for promoting his thing was apparently his intern, but it was just all the times he breathed into talk.
Ice Bear (47:12)
No, but that's really good. Okay.
Grizz (47:22)
It's so fucking funny.
Ice Bear (47:28)
I love the weird little mannerisms that people have and you just never pick up on them but when you rapid fire it like holy shit I do that a lot.
That was like, I want to say what episode four or five, when both of us were like, one saying like too much, and two lip smacking a shit time. was wet mouths.
Grizz (47:47)
like
yeah.
Ice Bear (47:58)
out the ASMR enthusiasts are going wild right now.
It's a good mug. It's a damn good mug.
Grizz (48:10)
It's a powerful, powerful boy. It's a powerful fella.
Ice Bear (48:15)
Does the bear paw feel correct?
Grizz (48:19)
It feels right.
Ice Bear (48:29)
So with the Bulldog, by the way, next time you have it, if you get a block of like mozzarella and just shave some of that on top, top tier, a little bit of extra cheese makes it go a long way.
Grizz (48:46)
Yeah, I've been with a carbonara. I do a splash of like heavy whipping cream.
Ice Bear (48:54)
⁓ nice. Do you ever do a fried egg on top?
Grizz (48:56)
That's.
yeah.
Ice Bear (49:02)
What do you prefer a fried egg or a hard boiled egg? Or like a soft boiled egg?
Grizz (49:05)
fried a softball.
I prefer probably fried or or like you know, just cracking the egg into the typically what I do do like with bulldog is that when I pull the noodles out, I start mixing I crack the egg into the water.
Ice Bear (49:26)
Yeah, yeah, that would be good too.
Grizz (49:28)
Right. And
then covering it and then just scooping the egg, the poached egg out and putting it on top. That's typically what I do. What I do with like, ⁓ with Bulldog. It's better with like ramyun and stuff like the Shin Ramen. Cause you put the egg into the broth. Right. And then once it's finished cooking, I pour the broth in the egg onto the noodles, onto the noodles. Fucking fire.
Ice Bear (49:34)
Yeah.
Mm.
Yeah.
Yeah, the seal did marinated eggs in that last time we had it. So fucking good. ⁓ God, they're just the best.
Grizz (50:10)
They're phenomenal. Tiger doesn't like runny eggs.
Ice Bear (50:14)
Really?
Grizz (50:16)
or she likes them, they upset her sensitive tiger tummy.
Ice Bear (50:20)
No. But like, what if you're out at like a breakfast place, like a Denny's or a Waffle House or something, just not going there in the first place?
Grizz (50:28)
just
scrambled the runny yolks upset her tummy.
Ice Bear (50:32)
⁓ but like but the
but the joy of taking the sausage and aggressively just fucking popping the naughty little egg yolk it's one of my simple joys at breakfast
Grizz (50:43)
Yep.
Same that or it feels the same way like when you get a strip of bacon and you slide it across the syrup.
Ice Bear (50:50)
Yep.
yeah, that's very provocative. Just a little sizzly strip of bacon. You fucking whore pig fat. That bacon is basically like me having a pumpkin spice latte. I have had so much pumpkin shit this past week, it's insane.
Grizz (51:18)
You
Ice Bear (51:20)
The amount of pumpkin treats I have had on my vacation is the first of all, last week's beer, which by the way, after those two.
I don't even want to guess the number. I've had a lot of that beer. ⁓ my God, yes. And I think now that, cause I'm down to my last can now, I think when I go back, I'm going to buy out whatever they have. It's going to be my daily drinker for a while. Cause it doesn't get old to me.
Grizz (51:36)
Really? Did you go back and buy more?
That's smart.
Ice Bear (51:55)
Everything I said last week's episode remains true. The smell is so fantastic.
Grizz (52:01)
That's huge. That's really, really huge. ⁓
haven't had much pumpkin stuff. did have a bougie ass, somebody gave it to me, a bougie ass pumpkin whoopee pie.
Ice Bear (52:15)
⁓ nice.
Grizz (52:18)
And that shit was fucking
fire. I was like, and I'm really a huge fan of fucking shit. And I was like, it's, I'm not even different about it.
But that one though, was like, God damn, this is good.
Ice Bear (52:29)
Have I ever told you about my first experience with WhoopiPie?
Okay, let's, vaguely, let's, let's, let's 4chan text this. Be me, 17, working at holiday and front desk. There's a wedding party down in the restaurant. So typically what happens is people start coming back to their rooms 11 p.m. to 11 30. They start kind of trickling through.
Grizz (52:34)
Is it sexual?
Ice Bear (53:00)
You might get five to 10 stragglers around midnight and then a couple of people close down the bar. So they stroll through it like 2 a.m. So 205 rolls around. This couple comes through, which in hindsight, probably were about our age. It was it was a ⁓ lad that looked. Can you think of? what is his name? Who's the Dewey Cox story guy? John C. Reilly.
Anchorman? No, no, no, not Anchorman. Stepbrothers. Not Will Ferrell, the other guy. OK, so him. So that kind of looked like that guy. then how do I how do I how do we paint this picture? Can you imagine? Roseanne in the 90s in the show Roseanne.
Grizz (53:34)
Okay, ⁓
No, I'm here.
Yep, short hair, long hair, or mid length hair. Yep.
Ice Bear (54:04)
short hair.
Now make her blonde and make her about 80 pounds heavier.
Grizz (54:13)
my lord.
Ice Bear (54:14)
So this couple was walking through the lobby just piss drunk, like aggressively drunk. And they come up to the front desk and a lot of people do this, they start, ba-bop, ba-bop, ba-bop, ba-bop, on the fucking desk. So I come out from the back. I'm like, all right, how can I help? And they're like, hey. I'm like, oh no. They're like, you want to come back to the room?
No, I have a job. I'm going to stay right here. The door is locked. And they're like, are you sure? And I'm like, I'm sure at this point, my friend Joe's already come out. So we're both just kind of looking at me like, can we like help you or are you just being crazy? And they're like, how about you? Do you want to come back? And my friend's like, no. no. And like, you sure? And then like she like bends over and he's just like dry humping her in the lobby. You could be part of this action. We're like, we're good.
So now our off-duty state trooper who's our security guard is like, you guys want me to like get them out of here? Like, do you guys need anything? Like just, yeah, I don't want to kick you out, but like you got to go to your rooms or something. And they're like, sure, you don't want to. I'm like, no. And then she's like, what if I have something for you? I'm like, what are you talking about? And she reaches in to her ample decolletage.
and pulls out a fucking whoopee pie from under her boob. She just had so many of them. She got another one for my friend. She's I don't know how many fucking whoopee pies she was hiding in this bra. But she pulled them out and gave them to us. And then they just went to their room to, I assume, vigorous rounds of hanky panky. But how many whoopee pies? Does one store in their bra before it's weird? I think one was weird, but she had multiple. I think about that lady often.
Grizz (56:13)
Whoopie pie is it as bribes to make whoopie.
Ice Bear (56:18)
What was the show where they called it whoopee? Like that old 70s game show. Match game. There we go. Yeah. And the newlywed game too. That was another one where they said, how often do you and your partner make whoopee?
Grizz (56:25)
They call it whoopee then? I forgot what.
Cause I know like in a
90s cartoon, they called it whoopee.
Ice Bear (56:37)
Really?
Grizz (56:38)
Cause I heard it in some like 90s show.
Ice Bear (56:43)
Hmm, interesting. I believe you. I choose to believe you.
Ren and Stimpy.
Grizz (56:53)
Yeah, I just. ⁓
Was watching a lot of nostalgia bait stuff while pinking in the brain.
Ice Bear (57:00)
⁓ man, do you think they ever took over the world?
Do you think there, the powers that be, is Pinky and or the brain?
Grizz (57:10)
If the
brain is, I'll be all right with it.
Cause like his like whole.
Ice Bear (57:16)
It's the voice of the brain, Frazier.
Grizz (57:20)
Is it? Ain't no way.
Ice Bear (57:23)
I'm not saying it is, I'm just thinking like they sound alike now that I'm thinking back on it.
Grizz (57:28)
They kind of do. I'll give you that. But I was watching this thing of like pinky in the brain and it was
Ice Bear (57:31)
key.
Grizz (57:38)
pinky had asked me, like, we always do this thing, but you never told me like, why do you want to take over the world?
Ice Bear (57:43)
legitimate question.
Grizz (57:45)
And the brain was like, he went to this flashback and it was the scientist ⁓ doing experiments on the rats, right? The lab mice.
Ice Bear (57:55)
Okay.
Grizz (57:58)
And they put a bunch of cheese on a shocking, a shocking platform and they were doing a, I forget, I forget what this thing is called, but it's just like the, it's like that Lauren that trained limitation thing. Like it's the whole thing where like you put fleas in the jar that's closed and they keep hitting the, they keep hitting the lid and then fleas breed and they keep going. And they only jumped certain amount and like,
tour they right under the lid because they keep hitting the lid so they jump right right before they hit it. So after they keep reading whatever you they undo the jar and the fleas never jump out of the jar.
Ice Bear (58:39)
Interesting. I didn't know about that one at all.
Grizz (58:42)
And so this whole like trained, it's just a train something. It's like a train limitation thing. And so they're doing that experiment on the brain and so they keep, and he's little and he's cute and shit with the big ass head.
And he's going to try to the cheese, but he goes to the shocking platform and he gets shocked and he just keeps showing him and gets shocked. But he keeps trying to get the cheese and finally the unplug it. And he's too scared to reach the cheese because it's going to shocked again. And then so in there he's like, because of them, I learned what it was like to have like no control over my life. And I learned what it was like to be completely helpless. And I swore I would never be helpless again. And the best way I could do that is to control the world. If I control the world, nothing.
Ice Bear (59:09)
Ugh.
Grizz (59:27)
Nobody else would be able to make me helpless like that.
Ice Bear (59:29)
Since when is there such a dark backstory to Pinky and the Brain?
Grizz (59:34)
And I was like, damn brain, brain's a real one. And then he was like, cause they were like on a train or something. He's like, but we keep failing and failing. And so I guess even now I'm just as helpless as I was then. And so he's like, so.
Ice Bear (59:40)
love it.
Grizz (59:49)
And I was like, damn bro, brain, you're a real one.
Ice Bear (59:57)
my god, what the fuck is that?
What is that thing on the leaf behind you? Is that like a fucking... A spider?
Grizz (1:00:03)
I
Where?
Ice Bear (1:00:15)
Are your hiccups gone? Damn it, I was trying to spook you.
I tried, I tried to help you out.
Grizz (1:00:26)
I feel like the frequency at which I'm hiccuping
is slowly widening.
Ice Bear (1:00:31)
You got, you got-
It's like shock waves. It's like slow aftershocks. You're like a 2.9 on the Richter scale on the Hiccup scale.
Grizz (1:00:46)
shit, it's a Chrysler 300.
Haven't seen one of those in long time.
Ice Bear (1:00:50)
Now,
now, do you think that Chrysler 300 is that is actually a really nice car? I do like those.
Grizz (1:00:57)
for a basic sedan. Yeah, that's nice. ⁓
Ice Bear (1:01:00)
Do you think
he's been near the tall building?
Grizz (1:01:04)
He actually came from the street from that direction, actually.
Ice Bear (1:01:07)
you
tall buildings and 300s. What a time to be alive.
Grizz (1:01:16)
That's a good size building. really is. is. God damn it. These hickos are fucking killing me.
Ice Bear (1:01:28)
Hold on. Do you know there's there's a cure for hiccups now? It's like a tool. There's like a straw thing. This is real. I didn't know about it. I just watched the thing on it the other day. It's like, I think it's got like a 95 % success rate. But basically, it's just a weird looking straw. And you just suck through it and it resets whatever fucking diaphragm thing is going on in there. Do you have a straw?
Grizz (1:01:54)
Exactly what I was looking for, but I do not.
Ice Bear (1:01:59)
Do have a piece of paper? Do you have anything you can roll up and turn into a straw?
Grizz (1:02:10)
No, not an arms length.
Ice Bear (1:02:11)
What if we
just do a tandem cool air sip? Just both of us cool air sip.
Uhhhh
Grizz (1:02:35)
Damn it. ⁓
Ice Bear (1:02:38)
I was really
I was so hopeful and I was like but it would be it would be better if you had them still.
Grizz (1:02:41)
I was getting, I was getting kind of, I was not gonna lie. I was getting excited.
Ice Bear (1:02:47)
⁓ man, ⁓ gosh darn it, the heckle these hiccups.
Grizz (1:02:49)
Damn.
My place in space apparently is full of hiccups. I don't know if I like this.
Ice Bear (1:02:58)
Do we blame the beer? It's the beer salt, it's gotta be.
Grizz (1:03:03)
I think bears are supposed to be in space.
Ice Bear (1:03:06)
So.
Yep. Curse of the space bear. That's a good name for a beer.
And it could be like ⁓ an aggressive astronaut bear getting chased by aliens.
Grizz (1:03:25)
I was thinking, do you remember Jason goes to space? Or is Jason X? Right, is this space Jason?
Ice Bear (1:03:30)
Like, yes, yep. Where he beats
someone to death with a sleeping bag.
Grizz (1:03:37)
I've actually never seen it because it looks stupid.
Ice Bear (1:03:38)
I'm
pretty sure that's the one where he comes back and the random couple that's always boning is recovering from their hanky panky and they're in sleeping bags and he just picks one of them up in the sleeping bag and beats the other one to death with the sleeping bag body.
Grizz (1:03:58)
Disney. Jason X is where he goes to space right and he's like the metal. Yeah, I have no premise of the movie. have no idea.
Ice Bear (1:04:02)
Yeah.
All of them are ridiculous.
Grizz (1:04:15)
I just know when Jason goes out, he's black.
Ice Bear (1:04:19)
I don't think I've seen that one. And now I want to.
Grizz (1:04:24)
Because Jason goes to hell's where he they like first flirt with Freddie versus Jason.
Ice Bear (1:04:32)
Ugh, gotcha. Yeah.
Grizz (1:04:33)
That's where the map
at the end of the movie, the mask is on the dirt on the dirt. And then Freddy Krueger's hand comes out of it and grabs it. And he asks.
But that movie like Jason dies. Like they, they, they look, mean, it's like fucking 40, 40 years old at this point. So like the very beginning of the movie, they lower Jason out and then like floodlights kick on and they just fucking blast his ass to fucking death. Like you just body parts mangled. And one of the cops is a black dude.
Ice Bear (1:04:47)
Spoilers. Spoilers.
Grizz (1:05:10)
And he's there with the thing and he like gets entranced by Jason's body parts, whatever the heart, the And he eats Jason's heart. And then Jason like possesses him basically. So he becomes Jason.
Ice Bear (1:05:22)
⁓ interesting.
Grizz (1:05:25)
And this is Jason goes to hell and I was like, what the fuck?
Ice Bear (1:05:27)
Very,
very weird. It's kind of fun.
Grizz (1:05:32)
That was Brickham Movie.
Ice Bear (1:05:34)
Hmph.
I need to, it's now officially spoopy season, so it's gonna be a lot of horror movies in the, not that it's not always, I watched a lot of them year round, but I'm gonna like actively be seeking them out now.
Grizz (1:05:48)
I don't watch as much as I used to because of the tiger. She kind of a baby. So watch them when we're together. She don't want to watch them when we're not.
Ice Bear (1:05:54)
I mean...
That's fair. That's legitimate grievance. I think a lot of people, it does affect their sleep quality. No one wants to have a nightmare. horror movies have never had that effect on me.
Grizz (1:06:15)
I've had, I'm pretty sure I've had a couple of nightmares relate to our movies. Probably I know of one.
Remember Child's Play 2 when they go to the the Good Guy doll warehouse?
Ice Bear (1:06:31)
I know I've seen it, so maybe.
Grizz (1:06:34)
It's where, cause this is where the conveyor belt thing and they go and they kill Chuckie. They fill them up with a,
Ice Bear (1:06:42)
Okay.
Grizz (1:06:43)
Well, there's a scene that where he's chasing Andy through the good guy, that warehouse and she's tall walls and just boxes of good guys. Chuckie was one of the things that actually terrified me. was a kid and thinking about it now it's funny. It's funny because Chuckie terrified me the most. Cause we're like eye level. Cause we square off like I'm little, he's little like we're like fucking eye to eye. know what I mean? And so like that would, that's the thing that always get me.
Ice Bear (1:06:52)
Mm-hmm.
⁓ interesting. That's... that's fair.
Grizz (1:07:14)
I was terrified of it and also like my dad probably.
I say it's funny but like when I tell the story to people like bruh, you know, it's of like the whole like fighting dog thing. So all old grace when he was in the cub, I was an annoying little bastard.
Or, you know, messing with my dad, annoying my dad. It's funny stuff, right?
We had a good guy doll. I was horrified. I was horrified. I his entire time. To give you an idea of like my family loves horror movies. We would watch them a bunch. in like family would all get together in the living room talking about my extended family. and my dad, my uncle, two, three uncles, my aunt, my cousins, we would all go get together.
Ice Bear (1:07:46)
Naturally.
Grizz (1:08:09)
Make popcorn for everybody. Like it was always an event. And we'd always go, go right in horror movies. watched horror movies, watched a bunch when they did it. We released the exorcist. All of us went like, it was always a big deal. Child's play was one and we watched it as a fuck ton of times when we saw it. My uncle would always grab a chair, put it directly in the middle of the living room, right in front of the TV. And he just fucking watch. I would sit be, I would sit behind him.
Ice Bear (1:08:35)
Lock in.
Grizz (1:08:40)
And so I would watch the most of the child's play like behind my uncle's back and I would be like, you know what I mean? Terrified of the movie. we had a good guy at all. I had one of my cousin had one.
Ice Bear (1:08:46)
Ha
Grizz (1:08:55)
I remember I kept my dad and you always get a chuggy.
And I kept fucking, I wouldn't shut the fuck up. He might've like, shut up, stop your being annoying basically. And I was like, keep going. Just keep going. Right. And my dad tells me if you don't shut up, I'm going to throw you in the closet with Chuckie. And I was like, yeah, you're going to do it. Ain't no fucking way. And so there I keep going. Just to know, just to know. And this is like, right. So he gets up and he leaves. Don't think nothing of it too much.
Ice Bear (1:09:19)
shit.
Grizz (1:09:30)
I'm a little scared, don't really, you you're not going to do it. Lo and behold, he does it. So anyways, so he grabs me and I'm on my screen and I'm like, run, try to get away. And he grabs me. He's drags me. He's dragging me by the leg and I'm like crawling, trying to get away. He's dragging me down the hallway. He opens a closet and he fucking throws me in there and shuts the door. Right. I look up and Chuckie, the Chuckie doll.
Is hanging from this feet like the closet coat coat rail And the thing he's hanging from the feet over that so he's just upside down like this like spider-man And I look up and I see and I fucking start screaming ⁓ horrified screaming yelling my cousin's there, right? My cousin's just my cousin's just fucking lying my older guy. He's laughing laughing laughing and i'm screaming bloody murder i'm like banging on the door trying to get out I'm like screaming and the screaming turns to crying
Ice Bear (1:10:10)
God.
Grizz (1:10:29)
Keep going keep going keep going trying to get out my dad's holding the door. Please not letting me out. I'm fucking like Finally a I scream and cry myself out and I just go quiet. Can I stop trying to fight it and then My dad opens the door
Ice Bear (1:10:36)
shit
Grizz (1:10:51)
And I ran out of that closet so fast I ran under my bed and I hid.
and my cousin still makes fun of me about it.
Ice Bear (1:10:59)
Okay.
Alright, so first of all, holy shit. Second of all, the name of this episode is now set in stone. It is now a grizzly affair, and the art should be a young grizz cub pulling a suitcase, and the suitcase should say childhood trauma.
Grizz (1:11:25)
Ha ha ha!
I never got processed as trauma, so I'm good.
Ice Bear (1:11:37)
still repressing it. I'm fine. It's all fine. It's okay. The Cowboys are good.
Grizz (1:11:49)
I say that to say how much Chuckie scared me.
That being said...
Where are we going with this? I got distracted by this story.
Ice Bear (1:12:05)
Yeah,
so I think I was saying that horror movies don't give me nightmares at all. ⁓
Grizz (1:12:12)
⁓ yeah.
Because Charles always a scary was one of the nightmares I remember to this day. I had it when I was a kid was
I'm running through that warehouse and Chuck is trying to kill me.
And I'm running through the warehouse of all the good guy dolls and going, and I'm running through them and doing all this stuff. And then finally I tripped and then Chucky catch me and I die. That's like that nightmare is one that I remember having. And I had it when I was in elementary school and like, that's one horror movie nightmare I had that I remember to this day.
Ice Bear (1:12:56)
You know what movies give me nightmares?
Grizz (1:13:01)
romance.
Ice Bear (1:13:02)
⁓
You know, sometimes, but like the one that the one that immediately pops in my head is Togo.
Grizz (1:13:05)
Like homework
Ice Bear (1:13:12)
Like the movie with the Huskies. Because I always, I always have dreams about my dogs getting hurt after after any time or like eight below. Fuck you eight below.
Grizz (1:13:13)
What? Yeah.
That was actually about, about.
Ice Bear (1:13:28)
I remember but Togo dude, the first time we watched that, we're probably like 10 minutes in, nothing had happened to any of the dogs yet. And I just like fucking bawling and tears looking at what's wrong with you. It's gonna die. I couldn't deal with it.
couldn't deal with it. Yeah, like any horror movie, it. Does it. I, for a lot of horror movies for me, I'm, I'm fascinated by the cinematography of them. Cause like, I'm, I'm really curious as to what makes a shot creepy. Cause I'm not like trying to pretend like I'm like immune, like, ⁓ so it's not like a tough guy thing. Like I just like, I'll experience it like a jump scare will occasionally I'll be like, fuck. Like that got me for like, but then I never think about it again.
Grizz (1:14:19)
Yeah.
Ice Bear (1:14:21)
But I think of movies ⁓ like the first couple of paranormal activities and some of the things they do with cameras just on like a pivot or a swivel. And the amount of tension that shit builds where you're expecting something or like a lot of horror movies do. Like anytime I see a mirror in a horror movie, I'm like, all right, what's going on in the background of the mirror?
Grizz (1:14:31)
Yeah.
yeah.
yeah. the fuck? Yeah.
I remember, ⁓ cause they put that paramount, the first paranormal activity got my ass, especially like, cause before it was like really some theaters. It was like an indie film, right? Then I remember watching it online. Cause my cousin had a download, had a download and now some of the ending was where she dies at the end.
Ice Bear (1:14:58)
Mm-hmm.
Grizz (1:15:08)
where it shows, it shows her standing there. She's just swaying back and forth. And it's like days go by and then like the police do a wellness check and then like the shooter and killer. Cause she charges the place and then shoot it. Right. Then I said, go to the original endings. So I watched that one and
Ice Bear (1:15:19)
Hmm. Hmm.
Grizz (1:15:29)
was alone in my aunt's house because my cousin's room, because my cousin was out. He was gone at school at Kingsville. And so I was staying there for a while. My aunt was at work. Everybody's at work. So it was just me at the house and they have a pretty decent size house. And she's the one I told you it has like very over-decorated. Like you open the door and the ledge for the stairs just covered in like giant vases and you go down and like statues and shit.
And then like, remember it's evening, all the lights are off. I'm the only one there. I'm watching the movie like on fucking noise canceling headphones. Right. And I like snuck a little bit of alcohol. So I'm a little buzzed and I'm like in high school. Right. And so I'm a little buzzed. I'm a little buzzed. watching this movie and this and that. think I hear something. like, what the fuck? And so like I'm hearing around, but they have cats. not like, you know, I'm not super freaked out yet, but I opened the door.
Ice Bear (1:16:07)
Mmm.
⁓ no, that's a bad combo.
Grizz (1:16:27)
All the lights are off, but they have like over the stairs, the banister, the vases, there's a window peering in. So you have like dusk coming in. So you have like, it's still shadows. Like it's not, it's bright enough to see the outlines of the shapes, but it's not bright enough to actually see the thing. See the things. Let's just see these just different outlines of all of a So I walk into the store slowly. I pierce over the banister and I see the backside of the house is just all windows.
So all the statues you just see silhouettes. It's just all silhouettes everywhere and like.
Ice Bear (1:17:06)
And no thanks.
Grizz (1:17:07)
I got the heebie-jeebies and I was like trying to clear the house
Ice Bear (1:17:10)
Yeah, I don't blame you. I don't blame you one bit. I've liked all of those. I think that's a great franchise. I like the ones with the brouhaha.
Grizz (1:17:14)
This is a good movie.
Ice Bear (1:17:26)
I like the one in like upstate New York with the weird kind of Amish family.
Grizz (1:17:32)
It's all related. They're all the same families, isn't it? Because it's like the first one.
Ice Bear (1:17:37)
the the the one with the the Mexican family is like it yeah it links it back in and then I think the one in upstate New York was it was originally like a standalone but I think now they're trying to tie it back into the main one somehow that one's good because that one like that feels a lot like my house because yeah because I think it's like
Grizz (1:17:40)
And the second one's worth.
I don't think I've seen that one.
The last time I saw it was a cult
one when they're kids. I guess that the prequel, the one when they're still, the sisters are kids.
Ice Bear (1:18:09)
No. ⁓
Grizz (1:18:11)
That's the one I got. I think that's part three maybe.
Ice Bear (1:18:15)
Yeah, because I want to say there's like five or six of them now.
Grizz (1:18:19)
Cause part one is the main one was it Mika and the girl. And then part two is this, the other family where she like takes the kid or whatever, right at the end.
Ice Bear (1:18:22)
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Grizz (1:18:33)
Or the Sister Family.
Ice Bear (1:18:34)
So that.
Yeah, that's one and two. The one I was thinking of is
Grizz (1:18:37)
And then part three
is the part three is the prequel. And then there's like a time loop kind of thing where they pop up and then, and then like, it's like Mexicans in the hood, right?
Ice Bear (1:18:51)
The, yeah, that's
the marked ones. That's the one I like that one a lot, where they wind up in the basement. Yeah, because there's actual brew houses. It gets real sketchy. It's cool. Next of Kin is the one I'm talking about.
Grizz (1:18:56)
Is it? never, I never watched that one.
And so is that five?
Ice Bear (1:19:13)
that is one two three four five six that is seven that came out in 2021
Grizz (1:19:17)
What the fuck?
Holy shit, so it was one, two, and three.
Ice Bear (1:19:24)
You should, you should,
yeah, but you should watch the one that yeah, watch that seventh one. It's, it's very good.
Grizz (1:19:31)
I watched all of I didn't even know.
Because the prequel when they're little girls is part three or part four.
Ice Bear (1:19:39)
That's three.
Yeah, that's three.
Grizz (1:19:47)
Part four is the Bruja one
Ice Bear (1:19:48)
Yeah, one, two.
No, the marked ones is that, and that's five. And ⁓ part four is blah, blah, blah. Fourth installment, a sequel to Paranormal Activity 2 features Katie, who started in the first film.
Grizz (1:19:54)
Which was part four. ⁓
Ice Bear (1:20:11)
Blah blah blah, husband Daniel killed by demon to the sister abducts one year old son Hunter only survivor Daniel's daughter living in Henderson Nevada Doug Molly so I've never seen this one imaginary friend Toby ⁓ wait a second I remember Toby
Grizz (1:20:29)
Let this sound familiar, actually.
Ice Bear (1:20:34)
Okay. Yeah, I don't know. ⁓ that's the one with the, like, the shit-ton of witches at the end.
Grizz (1:20:42)
or this random mouse?
Ice Bear (1:20:43)
Yeah, like at the end of it they're like all in the street and there's like fucking like 50 witches.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, because they're part of the coven. That's right. Good times. Good times. Fucking Toby.
Grizz (1:21:00)
Toby I was just saying I remember seeing Toby and thinking of hit Toby he gets in thinking of Captain Howdy
Ice Bear (1:21:01)
Tobin gus
Who's Captain Howie?
Grizz (1:21:09)
Captain Howdy.
Ice Bear (1:21:10)
Who's Captain Howdy?
Grizz (1:21:13)
⁓ When reg ⁓ was I guess it's Pazuzu ⁓ in the exorcist
Ice Bear (1:21:22)
I have not seen the exorcist as an adult. I know for sure I've seen it, but I was probably like six or seven, so I was probably covering my eyes for half of it.
Grizz (1:21:27)
Mm-hmm.
Stands the test of time like I do when people say is that goes yeah, I think it's worth it
Ice Bear (1:21:38)
Go back and watch it.
Okay, then go back and watch it.
Grizz (1:21:43)
When people say it's like one of scariest movies, I do think like it's valid. It stands to test the time.
So Captain Howdy, the premise of the early at least with the girls for Reagan, she's playing with the Ouija board talking to Captain Howdy, who's a demon. Yeah.
Ice Bear (1:21:59)
Mm-hmm.
Great name. Great
name for a demon. To be clear, we're saying howdy like howdy partner. Fucking Captain Howdy. Good demon. ⁓ Speaking of standing the test of time, pumpkin beers continue to stand the test of time. B plus, as you predicted. Glorious and free was not bad. I would not call it as glorious as my pumpkin beer.
Grizz (1:22:14)
who actually is Pazuzu.
Ice Bear (1:22:32)
I'll go B minus, B plus, B minus.
Grizz (1:22:36)
B.
this neon dimension as a neon B.
I don't think I found my place in time. That's my place in
Ice Bear (1:22:47)
That should be an
F minus for hiccups.
Grizz (1:22:53)
Taking out the hiccups. So I agree. They know the hiccups. I'm giving it a C. I want to give up. want to give it a C minus, but I'm going to say my official answer is a C. I'm thinking maybe, maybe my hiccups thing. actually is very woodsy.
Ice Bear (1:23:13)
What is the... ⁓ look at you, you fancy son of a bitch. Do you actually say herbal like that? I love that. I love... You say herbal?
Grizz (1:23:13)
You know what, it's not what it's herbal.
Where are you? Huh?
I guess I do.
Ice Bear (1:23:30)
You
say herb. Look at you, you Martha Stewart ass bear. Have you always said this?
I love this for you. You say herb but herbal?
Grizz (1:23:40)
⁓
thinking about it, I say,
Herbs. Yeah, say herb and herbal.
Ice Bear (1:23:51)
Interesting. I love that.
Grizz (1:23:53)
Yeah, I was, I was
trying to think, like herbs, like, like now I say herb. So it is herb, but I think herbal, I don't say herbal as a herbal.
Ice Bear (1:24:01)
So
if you saw a T that said H-E-R, herbal tea, okay. I love it. You're very bougie. You're way bougier than I knew. I love that. I love that a lot. Horrible. No, it doesn't.
Grizz (1:24:05)
Herbal tea. Yeah. ⁓
Sounds country.
It sounds South. It sounds Southern and shit to me.
Ice Bear (1:24:23)
Herbal? Really? I'll take your word for it.
Grizz (1:24:26)
to them
because I because I know French boy I know herb. Herb and I French or Louisiana wine or herb.
Ice Bear (1:24:41)
I fuck it. I love it. That's very good. It turns out I'm the bougie ass bear once again. I hate when this happens.
Grizz (1:24:46)
Ha
Ice Bear (1:24:57)
And last, Herbert T.
Grizz (1:25:01)
I swear you're good close to Quebec.
Ice Bear (1:25:04)
Mm-hmm. Well, fuck.
Grizz (1:25:06)
It makes sense when
you say herb.
Ice Bear (1:25:09)
I do say herb.
Grizz (1:25:10)
Say er but the French accent.
Ice Bear (1:25:13)
Herb.
Grizz (1:25:15)
Yep, yep, sounds like Talladega Nights to me.
Ice Bear (1:25:17)
Ha ha.
I think that was a good ⁓ little venture. And I think we should absolutely open up the official 2B2B ⁓ Fantasy Football League. Get at us.
Grizz (1:25:42)
Get it. Just remember.
We're not first or last.